SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

HEY EVERY             ! IT’S ME

[a-pickle-jar]

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

DON'T DRINK FROM THE [Mizzle] KID!! WORST MISTAKE I EVER MADE!!!

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

Do you want a kromer

HEY KID. LET ME LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.

OF COURSE I WANT A [$%!*] KROMER!!! DID YOU EVEN READ MY [Online Blog]???

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,

I AM WRITE TO YOU TODAY ON [[Urgent Matter]]. I AN IN NEED OF ALL YOUR [Kromer] FOR A [Busness Proposition]. THIS COULD MAKE YOU [Get Rich Quick!] FOR JUST A SMALL [Investment]!!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

SPAMTON G. SPAMTON

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

Hypothetically, how much Kromer would I have to give you that you'd be overwhelmed and disappear. And by disappear I mean explode violently

IF YOU WANT TO [explode] SOMEONE YOU DON'T NEED KROMER!

YOU NEED GUN'S. LOT'S OF GUN'S.

UNFORTUNATLY THERE ISN'T MUCH OF THAT AROUND HERE.

LUCKILY I HAVE [Alternative] !!

IN THE QUEEN'S [Mansion] THERE IS A CERTAiN [Machine] THAT CAN [Thrash] YOUR [Ass]. AND IT MAY HAVE GUN'S!!

JUST GET ME INTO THAT [Basement] AND I CAN

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

Hello spamton, i'm kromer, how about i eat YOU this time?

WHAT

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

Spamton I saw you at a con I gave you all my kromers

YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER

DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

Okay I saw the grammatical correction but you still didn't answer my question, are the pipis your children or are they just eggs???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

THE RE4L SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS ON [Tumbler dot com] AND YOU CAN ASK HIM

A N Y T H I N G

AND YOU CHOOSE THIS?? WHAT [Story] COULD MY PRECIOUS [Orbs] MATTER TO?

YOU,RE NOT GETTING [Lore drop] FROM ME. NOT ON SOMETHING AS [%*!] AS THIS!!

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

hey

what do you know about [COMMUNION]

YOU REALLY WANNA WANNA KNOW?

GET TO [Big] LIKE YOUR FAVORITE [Prized, possession]?

THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!! YOU CAN FINALLY GET TO WITH [[Unintellgble laughter]]!!

ALL FOR A GREAT GREAT PRICE!

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

*transmits ymore*

“YMORE”?

BECAUSE I SAID SO THAT’S [Y]

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

heyy is that trash can comfortable?

I WILL END YOU.

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

spamton I had a bad day and have been having some not so nice thoughts

[We are terribly sorry to hear about that! Have you tried] [PIPIS]?

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

*transmits many Kromer*

YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER

DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

do you ever think

ON OCCASION.

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

What do you think about your boyfriend tenna winning the sexyman contest?

I D0n"T CARE.

EV3RYBODY KNOW SPAMTON G. SPAMTON IS THE TRUE [sexyman c].

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

POV: A [BIG SHOT] [little spoooonge] just gave you 5 million [KROMER]

YUM YUM. DELICIS KROMER

DID YOU HAVE AN YMORE?

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

heyyyy hie I have a herd of cats that wants to eat I mean meet yoouuu :33 they’re so so hungry and friendly they’ll just eat you up heeheehoo

…I THINK YOU HAVE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

PLE4SE REDIRECT ALL INQUIRIES TO SPAMTON A. SpaMTON AT @wayneradiotv !! THANK YOU AND

[numberoneratedsalesmanc1997]

Opinions on this guy ?

CAN YOU IMAGINE ? TRYING TO SPEAK NORMAL, EXCEPT A [Voice Clips] COMES IN AND [Clips] YOU [Voice]?

HAEHAEHAEH

THE THOUGHT TERRIFYS ME