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[filthyprotozoan]

caramelize your gender. transgenderize your onions. do it.

[skinnypop-and-ricecakes]

May I respectfully ask what the hell this means?😭

[filthyprotozoan]

whats not clicking. you put your gender in the pan with some olive oil and garlic and spices and sautee the bitch.

[theclockworkjudas]

I'm out of gender. Can I substitute with vibes?

[tevruden]

Let’s get this hell year over with.

[tevruden]

bringing this back for 2020, especially

[tevruden]

One day I hope this will stop being relevant.

[butterflyinthewell]

For the last day of 2021…

[roach-works]

terrible years really make you understand the point of a new year. i know nothing much will have changed between dec 31 and jan 1, but we need to be able to partition off everything that’s happened to us, we need a moment to say, ‘that’s done, we’re done with it, it’s over’ and have a little hope that the future will be different. we need to be able to stop and take a breath and sing, in the middle of winter, and prepare ourselves for spring.

[twocubes]

look i dont mean to be a bitch but uh

this thing is just not even remotely centered properly in any direction

[carnival-phantasm]

[tibby]

could you imagine if two idiots from buzzfeed WERE the ones to prove the existence of an afterlife

[totaltrashmammall]

Well here’s my contribution

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that

[foulserpent]

okay so wtf do you do after high school

idk you get emails

[pointnclick]

not huge on anime and i’ve never heard a vocaloid song in its entirety but every time i see miku i’m like yeah baby it’s miku that’s my friend miku

[dragongirlafro]

[birdonawire]

bbc merlin’s political agenda of “i’ll wait for the king to die and fuck his son so good, he’ll have to adopt my politics” was actually so ahead of its time

[pretentiousfilmperson27]

#no period piece no teenage show no political drama ever came close again#‘we have a dragon and he instructs the most powerful wizard of all time to become a sugar baby to save the world’#now that’s a fucking plot!!!

[dinerchezdorsia]

i guess keanu reeves and winona ryder are actually married

[incieo]

More than 700 years old home. Carved out from volcanic rock in Mount Sahand. Kandovan, Iran

[cyelatm]

[feliicityrampant]

imagine if you were hanging out with your pals and you blurted out some shit like “it’s fucking dumb how you can’t buy just one shoe at a time,” and one of your friends was like “ha ha hang on” and they wrote that down on a piece of paper and passed it to a stranger on the street and that stranger passed it to another and then suddenly every single person in the entire city of topeka, kansas had read your stupid thought and the newspaper was like ‘LOCAL IDIOT WANTS TO BUY JUST ONE SHOE’ and every once in a while some asshole will just come up to you on the street and hand you a single shoe and be like “is this you? is this your fucking brand???? i hate your fucking guts. you disgust me.”

thats what it’s like to have a popular post on tumblr.com

[toastbutteregg]

[omghotmemes]

Iconic

[curseworm]

when god closes a door i lock it