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[spankedkeith]

moon!!!! hello!!!!!!! 👋👋🥰🥰

sara!!!!! helllooo!!!!! loving the blog/theme - your taste is immaculate😍🥰👌🏾👌🏾

[spankedkeith]

Hi!! We don't know each other--I just did a few fics for Top Lance Week 2022--but I just wanted to say that I am very excited to see you (possibly?) more active on tumblr again! <3 -- This is @magic-quill on anon because my main's not horny.

I remember your fics - they were sexy af!!!! (defo cannot wait to give them another read). truth be told, I likely won't be active on here (unless twt well and truly shuts down lol), but it's nice having a backup juuuust in case. I might pop back in here and there just to see what's new :D <3

[spankedkeith]

welcum <3 it is i, keithsundersuit

hehehe hello, I followed back <33

[kiilea]

I love to watch you when you’re trying on your clothes And now you’re all I think about when I’m alone Can’t wait to feel your love inside me now We’ll have a drink or two and we’ll go to your house

cigarettes after sex - crush

[keith-in-shibari-deactivated202]

[vocal-keith]

sometimes lance will give it to keith real hard, and keith will bite down on lance’s shoulder in an attempt to hold back a scream while keeping a tight grip on lance’s hair with one hand and scratching his nails down lance’s back hard like a god damn animal with the other and all you really hear is keith’s muffled moans accompanied by lance’s whispered praises mixed with the sound of their skin slapping together and the headboard slamming against the wall and it’s all just so fucking intense and filthy and raw

[fuckedkeith-deactivated20221127]

happy bday keith hope u enjoy lances package present

[keithsglutes]

[knightingaelsong]

Requested by @mysistermakesmelaugh, thank you very much! <3

Do Not Repost My Art

[beithandbance]

[fuckedkeith-deactivated20221127]

ok but LIIIIKE drunk sex 🤤 like lance and keith get very unprofessionally plastered at some diplomatic party and obviously they’re dressed up nicely… which makes them both even more horny… and then the dancing starts and they contain themselves for a while but before long they’re in the corner of the room kissing Very sloppily and grinding hardcore before one of them (probably lance bc keith is in full greedy slut mode now) just pulls the other out into the hall and to their room and once they get there and stumble in keith IMMEDIATELY drops to his knees and pulls lances dick outta his pants and into his mouth

and poor lance who was not expecting that at all makes a REALLy loud sound that just gets keith fucking going and he’s got no gag reflex so lance is balls deep in keiths mouth, speakin of keith he’s so fuckin drunk that he’s being insanely messy and he’s got spit and precum all over his chin and cheeks and the sight then sends lance into overdrive and he grabs keiths hair rly fuckin hard to hold his head still and just fucks keiths mouth the way he wants to, which keith loves, and when lance comes he does so all over keiths face, gets more on his cheeks, some in his hair, a little bit on his eyelashes, and the sight of him covered in lances jizz, flushed, sweaty and panting on his knees, very drunk and Very desperate honestly makes lances dick twitch with renewed interest so he gets keith on the bed to work him open and get hard again bc he’s fucking him into the mattress tonight

and he’ll usually tease but the aforementioned drunkenness hasn’t faded even a little bit and so he’s doing wtv he can to keith, eating him out, fingering and opening him up while sucking on his veeeeery sensitive nipples, and the absolutely wrecked way and unashamed way that keiths been begging for lance to fuck him has basically got him hard again, except he wants keith to REEALLLY feel it when they fuck so he waits till keith comes from him fingering him and suckin his nipples before sliding right into a VERY sensitive and sweaty keith who swears really Really loudly when lance starts moving his hips real fast real quick

but ofc bc keith loves gettin fucked by lance he’s hard again fairly quickly and lance is ruthless in the way he’s pounding into him, his sweat is dripping down his face onto keiths, mixing with his jizz which is still all over there too and they’re being ridiculously loud and rough and he bites down on keiths neck so hard at one point that he can taste blood and that’s so hot to keith that he comes fuckin immediately then, untouched, and the feeling of keith tensing around him makes lance come too and they fall asleep IMMEDIATELY still all sweaty and sticky and filthy and deal with their mess in the morning. amen

[fuckedkeith-deactivated20221127]

lance loves makin keith sit on his dick. like literally sit on his lap with lance’s dick inside his ass just keeping it warm, and keith will bc he is so considerate. so kind

[ydbugs]

eager

[fomalhaut89]

Supernovae

Read it here | Full art here

Here's my piece for @klbondingmoments zine. I got a huge pleasure collabing with talented and wonderful @caeseria, who has wrote amazing fic to go with this.

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

Hey Hey, Mr. Personal Trainer

Pairing: Keith/Lance Rating: Explicit Word-count: 1,951 words Summary: When Keith's retiring personal trainer, Allura, sets him up with a new trainer, he doesn't expect them to be charming as hell. He doesn't expect them to have a smile that makes the sun jealous. And he doesn't expect them to launch him into sudden, sexual chaos during stretches. And then he meets Lance. Additional Tags: personal trainer lance, sexual tension, masturbation

✨ commission for @lunarcoco ✨

[read it on archive of our own]

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[whatthebodygraspsnot]

Head Rush Pt. 5

Pairing: Keith/Lance Rating: Explicit Word-count: 8,690 words Summary: It’s been two days since they confessed their secret phone sex antics. Two days since they capitalized off the rush and crossed a line they’ve never crossed before. But Keith is Lance’s best friend - always - in the whole world, and never won’t be. So navigating this other side with him is bound to be wild, in a way that only their brand of friendship can manage. Additional Tags: best friends to lovers, weed use, an excruciating amount of verbal teasing, bottom lance, phone sex, awkward sex, (they’re still a little awkward and tip-toey with physical stuff bc it’s only their second time), but then it’s all good :3

✨ commission for @ibon-bon ✨

[ Part One ] [ Part Two ] [ Part Three ] [ Part Four ]

[read it on archive of our own]

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[whatthebodygraspsnot]

Orgasm Fiend

Pairing: klance Rating: explicit Word-count: 12,653 words Summary: Keith is no stranger to making himself cum. But after complaining that his orgasms have been shitty lately, Lance challenges him to go a week without jerking off. Keith expects it to be a struggle for his self control. What he doesn't expect, is who he actually wants to be in control by the end of it. Additional Tags: slow burn, sub/dom undertones, friends to lovers, handjobs, multiple orgasms, it's new to their friendship dynamic but they're doing their best, keith is cranky when he hasn't cum

🌿 commission for @echotovalley 🌿

[read it on archive of our own]

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