Spankmysonkey

Welcome to my twisted pretzel

[nifinof]

none of this would have happened if we still had him

[nifinof]

this happened because y’all voted mop, wretched tooth would’ve never treated us like this

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

me in divorce court: wow epic fail

[slimetony]

your honor these alimony payments are cringey

[virizions]

[dankmemecentral1]

[queerforscience]

[ommanyte]

[fuzz1138]

[bellamybake-deactivated20150605]

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

[spankmysonkey]

I’m bad

[the-real-ted-cruz]

[joy-the-vamp]

Too soon

[notactivehere01-deactivated2026]

It’s been 1,937 years

[yamaskedh-deactivated20160422]

YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY UNFATHOMABLE HATRED FOR THIS SHITTYU ASS FUCKIGN PICTURE

[nightlustrous]

aRE ALL THOSE MAREEPS FUCKING SHINY

[grawly]

In Pokemon X/Y there is a 1-in-4,096 chance of finding a shiny. 

4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656

Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion. 

From what I understand, you have a better chance of winning the Mega Millions Jackpot.

[grawly]

I just checked, the odds for the Mega Millions Jackpot are 258,890,850.

You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.

Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.

Un-fucking-believable.

[observethecurve]

Everyone go home, the pinnacle of fiction has been achieved

[markv5]

Подстава

[a-cat]

this is not a helpful translation, google.

[a-cat]

oh

[chujellys]

the new kids + interacting with harrison ford

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

this is just so fucking harrison ford tho i mean

[dream-crush]

[brucebocchi]

[bears-official]

they’re not wrong

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

@bears-official

[bears-official]

correct but incomplete (and therefore wrong.) consider:

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[bears-official]

blocked, reported, corrected, wronged 

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[bears-official]

So are they or are they not bears bears? Correct me if I’m wrong, but this doesn’t seem correct…

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

[the-a-j-universe]

This meme is breaking reality.

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

[nuev0]

#beingacomputerprogrammingmajor : Testing out html scripts on Pokemon Go and finding out it actually works.

[morphimus]

Isn’t this a potential problem though? Can you run a malicious script in the namebox there? If so, they will most certainly have to fix that before they implement trading.

[nickelbackmidisonline-deactivat]

is it even possible to write a malicious script in html?

[timujina]

<hack>i’m in</hack>

[spankmysonkey]

@phloxkillme