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It's shitpost central up in here, yo. Main blog: Refrigerator Rants.

[spankymerve]

panini press tour

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Every time someone says, “I asked AI,” it takes everything in my power not to reply with, “Yeah? Well I asked your mom.”

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

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Video Game Diary: April and May 2026

There are simply too many games to play! In April and May, I mostly put my backlog on hold to tackle some new releases. I fully intend to go back to said backlog, but first, here are some thoughts on the new releases I completed over the past couple of months. (more…)

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[crimeronan]

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

[spankymerve]

Fucking finally

The Green Ducks have a medal

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Why is engagement bait called that, as if it's a bad thing? "Oh no, I'm sparking discussion on a platform designed to facilitate discussion, how nefarious of me!"

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Word of advice: Do not watch Game Changer while dealing with a bad cough.

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

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In a way, Waldo found me...

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Apparently I posted basically the same joke less than a month ago.

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In a way, Waldo found me...

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delicious buttmeat

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[spankymerve]

when ur poop so long it stick outta da water

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That moment when the chord progression changes while Raine Maida repeats "Is gone, is gone"... now that's music.

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I don’t know why breaking a nail is considered a “girly” injury. Breaking a nail sucks! It hurts! It bleeds!

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Hey, that's my emotional support mongoose!