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you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

Memory is a strange thing. It doesn’t work like I thought it did. We are so bound by time, by its order… But now I’m not so sure I believe in beginnings and endings.

Arrival (2016) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

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Today’s Tax PAYER Of The Day Is:

Queen Of Paying Her Taxes, Carly Rae Jepsen! You Can Rest Soundly At Night Knowing The Money She Made On Her Hit Album E•MO•TION Available Now On iTunes Was Properly Documented! :O

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if this virus kills me please put this on my tombstone

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Hottest bitch this side of the Mrs. Sippy

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What's the friday vibe tonight

Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….

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Whatching what unfold?

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baseball?? that game from twilight?

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why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

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This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

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dont gays have a power bottom thing? not everything is an attack against women. its supposed to be the moon and the sun. a super old ancient metaphor for men and women since forever. is it an equal metaphor? no i suppose not, since without the sun the moon doesnt shine. its old fashioned which doesnt agree with modern notions of equality necessarily but its a sweet old fashioned thought. the sun shines for the moon and makes its beauty known to the whole world. the sun doesnt hide the moon or demand anything from the moon, it just glorifies everything about it.which is how a man should be in a relationship: a sun to brighten the moon.

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dont gays have a powerbottom thing?

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Real talk, as a teacher in England I can confirm that the British government does everything and anything to avoid teaching the true extent of colonial history to English kids.

You ask a modern English teenager about Northern Ireland and they probably can’t tell you about fucking anything currently going on there bar ‘I think we weren’t nice to them’, and that’s the country next fucking door so you know they don’t know shit about India or the Middle East.

The English government PURPOSEFULLY does not teach English children the real in’s and out’s of the British Empire despite a recent call to ‘widen the breadth of our curriculum’ because then where would our football hooligans who defend statues come from?

Have a good conversation with any bald headed English bloke wearing an England football shirt with an EDL tattoo and test his knowledge of the Empire he loves so much. 100 quid he knows fuck all beyond ‘we civilized those people!’

And this is why no one fucking likes us, because there’s no active effort to teach our younger generations why we were wrong or how to make things better, but there’s a clear educational agenda to shield young English children from any extensive criticism of England.

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Hey look criticism of colonialism that doesn’t focus on America.

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i may not show it 💯 but my brain really be feeling like scrampled egg

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Sorry but how do people know about cars. There are like 400000 different types of cars and they all look the same. How is anyone able to tell them apart and be like “ah a 2007 Dodge Antelope Duster, good engine but the wheels go vroom vroom too hard.” Like what are they saying, what is there to say