here to chew ass and kick gum

Mags (she/they). USA. Fandom old. Verbose. Currently hyperfixated on Red, White & Royal Blue [FirstPrince], but 9-1-1 [Buddie] is creeping into the periphery. Find me on AO3: sparklepocalypse BlueSky | Twitter | Mastodon

[sparklepocalypse]

Nothing like getting hacked to get you to log back into Tumblr, I guess. Hey hi, it's me, Mags, and I fixed it. (Sorry the spambot spammed everyone's DMs. 🙃)

[seanchaidh7]

the full spectrum of human emotion Alex grips his hand tighter. They’re going to need to have a long, hard conversation in the next five minutes, or else Alex is going to combust right here in Pez’s fancy office. Explode for all of Midtown Manhattan to see. Here lies what remains of Alex, for all the world to witness—taken out by a rogue marriage proposal from his evil boss-turned-fiancé.

Or: Working under editor Henry Fox-Mountchristen was only supposed to be Step One in Alex’s plan of achieving his big dreams—but when his boss winds up facing an even bigger problem, potential deportation, Alex finds he isn’t just a beleaguered assistant anymore. He’s the solution.

It’s fine. They only have to fool his friends, his family, the United States Government…and themselves.

Or, it's a firstprince x the proposal au

A big thanks to @firenati0n for bidding on my Fandom Trumps Hate auction this year! I love this fic and this art was so fun to make! Go and read it, its amazing!!!

[dear-ao3]

[iwatchthe-bees]

damn bro chill no one’s gonna take him from you

[lust-incarnate666]

This is one of my favorites hand down

[seanchaidh7]

The Henry's 🌹 - from The Drum Beats Out of Time by @sparklepocalypse & @orchidscript

There’s a man in Henry’s bedroom. That, itself, isn’t noteworthy. He’s become rather proficient at smuggling men in and out of his room at Kensington Palace and his first-year flat at Oxford.

It’s not even especially noteworthy that the man is quite arresting. For better or worse, Henry’s title and reputation tend to help him pull gorgeous men with somewhat astonishing frequency. This man is, of course, particularly gorgeous. He’s tall, with olive skin, dark hair, and a bone structure that would send the old masters into a frenzy of pigments, linseed oil, and canvas.

But, perhaps, the most noteworthy thing is that the man in Henry’s bedroom is quickly and awkwardly wiping his eyes with the backs of his hands. That he seems just as surprised to see Henry as Henry is to see him.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 million), Interstellar ($165 million), and The Martian ($108 million), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.

[yourboymolloy]

@nonsensechristmass you can’t keep this in the tags 😂

[deathcooler]

You're in her DMs

I have her blocked

You will understand in time

[noodles-07]

on friends and soulmates and that type of love that feels like it's going to burst right out of your heart

now featuring image IDs

@/zmije / @/leptodiera / @/bichopalo / lyrics from two best friends by bb bean / animatedjames on youtube / @/killingmyselfbutnotdying / unknown / @/sadiekane / friedrich neitzsche / katfish draws / @/elytrians / @/wormbus-art aka @/angel-pond / @/mushysuggestion / the unsent project / mhairi mcfarlane / unknown

[emziess]

Evan 'Buck' Buckley - S1 versus S8 9-1-1

[cykelops]

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

[cykelops]

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

[iinryer]

250 million bees escaped from a truck after it got into a crash in washington state. beenado is real

DONT EVEN WORRY. IVE BEEN KEPT APPRISED BY @gayeddieagenda

[yesornopolls]

Have you ever been to Tennessee?

Have you ever been to Tennessee?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 3, 2025

[saryasy]

@moonlightbuck asked for a character giving ☀ energy

[sparklepocalypse]

Now that the reveals for the @anywhere-with-you-event mini exchange are done:

And the Stars Came Out, Filled Up the Sky

2.7k words | M | fairytale AU

Written for @royal-chandler’s delightful prompt:

Fairytale AU/Reverse Cinderella. After successfully disguising himself, Prince Henry sneaks off to a dance/festival attended by the kingdom’s commoners. Alex finds Henry’s signet ring (or something else meaningful) when it’s dropped as Henry rushes back to his royal life and it’s soon a search for true love.

[porcelainmortal]

✨ in the light of a magical wood 🍃

My contribution to the @anywhere-with-you-event fic exchange!!

I got an awesome prompt from @sparklepocalypse that made my brain go brrrrrr and I wrote this in a fever dream. I love how it turned out, and I hope you all do, too!!

🏵️ magical au 🏵️ mischievous fae 🏵️ getting together / soulmates 🏵️ rated E 🏵️ 4,830 words

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65264695

[experienceandobservation]

Taylor Zakhar Perez | Unforgettable “Pinch Me” Moments | May 22, 2025 | 🎥 ELLE