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goldensunset

peppermintvanillagirl

”what’s got you so happy” because 🩷 friends 🥺☺️on interner 😍☺️⭐️

isabellaofparma

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

isabellaofparma

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

benjacksonstanaccount

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

wordswithkittywitch

Well, someone's messed with the timeline!

lepidopteragirl

deadbeat group chat member

#me

#feeling nostalgic #💜#Spotify

helilart

I'M NOT JOINING YOUR CRINGE NU-METAL BAND, SHEPARD

guess who got their feelings hurt on Horizon again

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

longsightmyth

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

orochislayer

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

spockvarietyhour

Star Trek Deep Space Nine "If Wishes Were Horses"

#star trek #ds9 #get a room

lustcannibalism

[likes your comment] I’m on your side and you should kill that guy

nexya

every bioware animation

back of the head scratch

a character shaking their head in disbelief or disgust with hand on their forehead, looking down

that kiss animation used since origins and in every mass effect game where they very slowly go in, hesitate, bop their heads around, and really go in for the kiss

when a character, usually female, talks and puts their two hands in front of them like a robot and shakes them to illustrate their point

a character leans back on one leg with their arms loose

the exit-stage-right an NPC does after a conversation ends

angry limp wrist pointing

neck/collar bone scratch

a slow crossing of the arms in times of suspicion

that punch animation

drinking alcohol and violently shaking head

a character gives a half smile with an eyebrow raised

pointing behind with thumb, body turns very slightly

nexya

sals-things

I can never watch a conversation again without this post following me around

niiix-archive

I’ll just leave this here…

omgsolas

DONT FORGET THE HUNCHED OVER STOMPING WALK THAT THEY DO IN LIKE EVERY CUT SCENE WHERE THEY WALK UP TO SOMETHING

severalowls

Bioware did one hour-long mocap session for knights of the old republic in 2003 on a budget of $3.25 and never again since.

my-dailydreams

theterribletenno

I was just thinking about the old Japanese censorship laws that gave birth to tentacle porn...

So for anyone not in the know, the Japanese government decided to fight perversion with censorship.

Specifically you weren't allowed to draw penises.

So they drew things that WEREN'T penises instead. Like tentacles. Fast forward to today and tentacle porn is an entire standalone genre with thousands upon thousands of examples and enjoyers.

The attempt at censorship did not quell perversion, it only caused it to mutate.

And now I'm thinking about tumblr's decision to ban porn and of all the people leaving captions under videos of heavy machinery and industrial accidents like "I need someone to do this to me" and "this wouldn't fix me but it would help" or "everything reminds me of her"

All this to say that without porn on Tumblr

The perverts are mutating again