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I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

supreme-leader-stoat

Hm.

dashaibo

And lo, the sphinx asked the wise man “what defines you?” and the wise man said “the fukken dictionary, babey!” and did a sick backflip and the sphinx was humbled for he was a nerd.

wastingmyonlylife

Who asks their friends questions like this ?

im sorry the what

Great idea until you have 7th graders in Florida picking your president…. I’m not sure that the people that actually agree to this idea understand that kids would just vote how their parents would because no seventh grader has more than two brain cells. I was in seventh grade when the 2016 election happened, and holy fuck you do not want those kids picking your President, let alone having rights in general

odinsblog

So then maybe, as was the point of this post, maybe the court system shouldn’t be executing 7th graders (most of whom are disproportionately black and brown people)? Because if you don’t think they’re mature enough to vote and pick a president, then I’m guessing that they aren’t mature enough to be tried as adults and then executed???

scottandhiskind

memewhore

m0qq-deactivated20170118

the fact that we’re seeing this means that someone broke the sacred rule

majortvjunkie-deactivated201305

L is for the way you look at me

majortvjunkie-deactivated201305

O is for the only one I see

majortvjunkie-deactivated201305

V is very very extraordinary

chainsawpunk

Egg

aquapede

twink this twink that but you’re all forgetting the OG twink

aquapede

king boo at the beginning of every luigi’s mansion game:

goddammit-kirk

“That’s a funny trick to play on god” is so fucking raw and powerful but it was said by this man in reference to a video game on YouTube

pythondyke

Are you forgetting the fact it was spoken about this wretched spore creation

roguecampingrainstorm

WHAT IS THAT

dog-suffrage-advocate

It’s the dog that kisses back

worm-tv

unsnopable

other highlights from this account so far:

decodering

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

decodering

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

xxxtictacion

That last one honestly belongs in hell

omnybus

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

omnybus