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My aesthetic is Unikitty crying...

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So... today I learnt that I am related to Australia's worst serial killer... Go figure... 😐

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His name was Ivan Milet

So... today I learnt that I am related to Australia's worst serial killer... Go figure... 😐

*Violently pulls out anal beads and starts spinning on the floor like a beyblade*

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I fucking hate TLC, the sheer amount of shit their shows put me through...

Just a little something for everyone with a foot fetish

#this is the chernobyl elephants foot aka medusa and you would straight up die if you looked at it #chernobyl #elephants foot #radiation #foot fetish #foot #fetish #foot fetishes are grose

Ladies and gentlemen, after scouring the Internet far and wide I present to you: "The most overused ahegao cat girl face!" I'm serious if you type in "ahegao cat girl" this very image is the top few results. And since I found it I also know the tag from which doujinshi it is, FYI it is 118282. You're welcome.

I'm not a straight bitch i'm a...

#lgbtq #lgbt #pride #bi #bisexual #pun #puns #bi puns #bisexual puns #lgbt puns #lgbtq puns #funny puns #funny lgbt puns #funny lgbtq puns #wordplay #funny

Look at this little goblin watching me suffer...

#birb #birbs #berd #berds #bird #birds #parrot #parrots #parakeet #parakeets #cute birbs #cute parrots #I love my birds #I love my birbs

So basically I was at my training and I happened to overhear some kids that were like 5-4 yrs younger then me mentioning Endgame. I started listening to what they were actually saying and one of the kids asked another: "Did you play Endgame?" And I asked the kid: "What do you mean by *play*, what do you think Endgame is?" And the kid said: "The new Fortnite gamemode, it's really cool. It has a lot of brand new weapons." I swear to God, I just lost all respect for children as well as all hope for humanity.

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Mutuals do this

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When grandma didn't see me for two days straight

Suffer alongside me puny mortals...

Hey remember that part of Kill la Kill where that guy literally cane-anal raped that rich kid dressed in a giant golden crab mech with flame throwers and jizz intestines?

#kill la kill

As a kid I always thought quicksand would be a bigger problem in my life

Imagine watching one of those "Unnerving Images With Happy Music In The Background" videos and one of the images is you in the room in which you are watching said video, except you have your back turned to whoever is taking the photo

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Panzer commander looking for enemy tanks (1944)

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