Sunday Candy

Megan. 28. Diagnosed with Dumb Bitch Disease. Boston, MA.

[mothercain]

and the fact that even slight criticism of kamala, the public servant we’re expected to elect as the PRESIDENT of our COUNTRY as the PROGRESSIVE option, is seen as immediate unwavering support of trump….. yall cannot actually be this stupid, i don’t want to believe it

[goddamnshinyrock]

fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

😶

[sophieisapoet]

me at the SubSpace wearing a leash and "free use" written on my tits in sharpie: wow I never knew Riemannian manifolds were so interesting

[jinaxxo]

Zelda and Link as "The Shadow" (1909), Edmund Blair Leighton

[doodooass3]

if I was a vampire I would never stop smoking cigs. we are talking mao levels of chaining here

[rorah]

Ladies and gentleman... and fairy people The king and queen/archbishop 👏. Desperately in love in their 5th anniversary 🙌✨

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[fairycosmos]

"why do you want to work for us"

because im fucking BROKE!! im not going to write me x your company fanfic to answer this dumb ass fucking question the way you want me to!!

[kelvnn]

Astarion’s simple plan

[pantwardowskimoved]

this is some sort of mood

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[averagefairy]

being at work while your personal life is falling apart has to be among the top 3 worst human experiences. You’re at your absolute lowest and someone wants to circle back on an email…… unreal

[sakanelli]

the palestinian olympic team in paris 🇵🇸

[sandersstudies]

Wish there was a better social shorthand for “I’m sure they’re a lovely person in their own way but we are so baseline incompatible that being around them longer than five minutes makes me feel like exploding into smithereens.”

[spinalfluiddarling]

it is what it is. and I don't know what it is

[blxxdlxver]

you look good with blood on you what are your pronouns

[greelin]

it’s that strange bisexual man again

[crylin]

Lady & Tifa 🤝💕