sparkling.

Chloe. NC. 27. "No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness." - Aristotle

[depsidase]

[theconcealedweapon]

[birdhism]

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[charlesoberonn]

My ass isn't safe from Tania's hard gock, but thanks to Incgoni, my data is safe from hackers and data-brokers...

[theconcealedweapon]

[annabelle--cane]

you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

[annabelle--cane]

pregnancy happens when two clear-headed adults sign a contract and shake hands, much like a business merger

[theconcealedweapon]

[ruraldeprivation-deactivated202]

[ecto-hazard]

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[podcastwizard]

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

[fairtradebananas]

“God poured me out like milk and curdled me like cheese” sounds like a post you’d find on tumblr dot com, but it is in fact Job 10:10

[charlesoberonn]

Draw your OTP

[charlesoberonn]

[soberscientistlife]

This is an excellent response

[charlesoberonn]