Sparky_monkay

Hi I'm Robyn. I'm 26... I never know what to put on these things so if there is anything you wanna know just ask me!

[101katten-deactivated20191203]

[cglmrfreeman]

omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

[zzazu]

This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

[lifecrystals]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

[drtanner]

I will never not reblog this happy baby.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pretty much. (via matts41)

[sparky-monkay]

The "Night owl" squad

Aquarius, Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Taurus, Pisces

[sparky-monkay]

Stoked on my new earrings by @themockpenguin, they match my @williambglass pendant, that my wonderful boyfriend got for me, so well 😁 #worldreefers #glassart #nowIjustneedaglassringtoconpletetheset😏

[salticid]

a girl talk to me

[moaccyrk]

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

[riflegarden]

today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment

[riflegarden]

today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile

[riflegarden]

I’m so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smile 

[riflegarden]

yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spike 

[riflegarden]

yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i died 

[riflegarden]

A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10

[riflegarden]

TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, “london no, we’re not getting that” and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have cried 

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[pleatedjeans]

[nozominomi-deactivated20171121]

[fauxfable]

where can i buy this hoodie???

[obviousplant]

How to survive a death attack.

[nikolai-watson]

[machoboy69-deactivated20181218]

This will never not be funny

[sandandglass]

[artismywife]

signal boost this shit 

[only1600kids]

the menacing look of nick offerman

[twentysomething-serendipity-dea]

“YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!”

[quadvillain-deactivated20171002]

I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂

[coralreefer420]

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[suigintou]

wait is 5! = 120 an actual math thing i just reblogged it bc i sincerely believe that yelling a number makes it bigger 

[bunyipandler]

An exclamation point after a number means factorial. Five factorial is 5 times 4 times 3 times 2 times 1. Three factorial is 3 times 2 times 1, etc.

[maeamian]

But the more exclamation points after a number, the less big it is, a double factorial is every other number, so 6!! is 6 times 4 times 2, which is less than 6!, So yelling a number makes it bigger, but yelling louder makes it smaller again

[dragongirltitties]

it’s because you scared it

[dftblove]

@minimarker

[minimarker]

That beautiful moment when your friends tag you in dorky math stuff because they know you love it <3

[sparky-monkay]

Date night 😘 (at Miminashi)