he ain't all there, is he?

sparky. 24. she/her. artist. instagram: @sparkography

[wasturbatress]

I think Ford speaks for all of us in that.

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

yep

[fandom-oracle]

queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[hitmewithcute]

The boulder feels conflicted about fighting a blind, young girl

[nina-a-pines]

@rllyjohnrlly

[444hp]

honestly the amount of hate in some people is so alarming like………aren’t u tired

[monokoh]

me: *talks* wait am i annoying

me: *doesnt talk* wait am i boring

[notaboyscout]

[musdomus]

Ancient Egyptian wisdom.

[imaginedsoldier]

We can roast Chris Pratt for being a thin-skinned conservative who is too chickenshit to be overt about his views out of a concern that he will lose the largely liberal audience that follows his projects from Parks and Rec to the MCU, but I don't want it to go unsaid that he's lame as fuck. The dude is corny, his projects are trash, and he manages to be the least interesting and good-looking out of a group of 4 near-identical men with the same name.

We wouldn't even have to have the discussion about how he follows Ben Shapiro if y'all had just unfollowed him when he posted a poem about America and his perfectly sunburnt back on his instagram.

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

is this this the whosier guy y’all always talking about ? ngl this is a vibe

[perenial]

↳ the old guard + text posts (16/?)

[livelifeonlegendary]

This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.

[rionsanura]

NO NO I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT IT’S EVEN BETTER

A GUY IN A RAT SUIT HAD TO JUMP ON CARY ELWES FROM A HEIGHT

[chussy]

i just wanna say that slurs don’t just “slip out” when they aren’t part of your everyday vocabulary. the worst thing ive ever had slip out at an inappropriate time was an “oh fuck” when i messed up in art class, because i don’t use violent slurs that i have no right to say.

just remember that the next time your friend, or some youtuber, yells out a racist slur when he gets beat at a video game. it’s not the kind of thing that comes out by accident when you never use it usually.

[saintemiliosandoz]

i understand the point of being like “be critical with everything you consume” but man sometimes i just wanna consume things without a single thought in my brain. arent yall tired

[odinsblog]

PSA: less diet culture, more dietitians like this

[mockwa]

☻unmute☻

[armadillo-dreaming]

[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Eartha Kitt’s performance as Yzma…the music…the comedy…the Kronk. It is a perfect film

[sandersstudies]

Additional reasons:

Every single character is a PoC

First Disney animated film to show a pregnant woman onscreen

Real relationship goals: Pacha and ChiCha

Really diverse body types on everybody!

Classic tropes and classic tropes subverted (enemies to friends, anyone?)

Kronk

[killer-snail-deactivated2019112]

Diverse body type: Llama

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

Also Kuzko’s character arc is nice to see, instead of ‘be yourself’ it’s like ‘hey, don’t be an asshole’ and he actually learns it

[mens-rights-activia]

Also r*mance wasn’t at the center of the story, growth was, and that was really refreshing

[dammitradar]

Also the STYLE:

the random cliffs and ledges and peaks and plummets. 

the weird-ass, completely inefficient architecture that served no real functional purpose other than to be big and grand and showy. 

that fucking 90 foot throne

the fact that Yzma was lounging on a ledge next to a bottomless chasm somewhere in the middle of the palace 

the COLORS oh my god enough of this desaturated, gritty, hyper-realistic bullshit i wanna see GAUDY DECADENCE for the sake of DECADENCE again

Yzma is literally purple and looks like a skeleton and yet somehow no one is bothered by it and she somehow looks fabulous

[ip2lb]