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[toastbutteregg]

[huffylemon]

[rowenablade]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all

It was only a fish

IT WAS ONLY A FISH

[unofficial-sean]

[kelssiel]

and i just can’t look it’s killing me!

and he’s taking a stroll

[suddenrundown]

evolving, turning fins into some feet

crawling onto dry land

falling face first in the sand

[girl-with-cat-eyes]

but that’s just price I pay

evolutions calling me

open up my mammal eyes

[codeinesilverscreen]

cause i’m walking upright 

[samuraifuckingfrog]

[spooky-lord]

"Pokémon sv is very fun and it obviously has a lot of love put into it especially from a character design perspective" and "Pokémon sv is messy and buggy in a way a big company like Nintendo should do better than, but the dev crunch cycle means it doesn't get to live up to its potential" aren't actually contradictory ideas

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tpolisher]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[trueemotionsoflife]

[shake-down-the-stars]

😂❤️⭐️

[instructor144]

One of the most warmly human things I’ve ever seen was an old parchment from the Irish middle ages, the scribe’s cat had walked across the page and left inky pawprints on the page. 

[instructor144]

FOUND IT!!!

Oh, here’s another:

It would appear that Asian scribes were also plagued by feline predations:

[homomedia]

He's right and he's also living his dream... Truly the man is an icon. 👏🏽🥺

Update: Elmo retweeted!!! And he added something too

[junemondegreen]

Elmo waiting in hell for LNX to pole dance down there so they can jam again

[dreamboatdani]

I just about died and laughed at this

[cleverclove]

Waffle don’t leave this in the tags adsfdsfkadfkjls

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This blew my damn mind

[glowin-theshark]

[d-eadnam-e]

I fucking KNEW there was a difference between address and address!

You address a person by their name.

You give someone your address.

[nyanbinyuri]

i hate this god damn bastard language

[whitepeopletwitter]

[st-pam]

[coolbattlegirl]

Reblogging for the future

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

lesbians in space

[mathy37]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SPACE LESBIANS GONNA COLONISE MARS, MAKE IT A BEAUTIFUL SAPPHIC UTOPIA <3

[spiroandthelacktones]

its actualy really fascinating, the reason they are considering making the mission to mars all female ACTUALLY doesnt have to do with “impure sexual thoughts” or anyhing it has to do with a multitude of factors, for example (cis) women astronauts tend to be smaller and require less food, nasa also did a series of studies showing that in groups, all woman groups showed better cooperation and teamwork than mixed or all men groups, and also probably the most interesting reason is that (cis) mens eyesight is damaged in space travel for reasons we dont even understand yet, for some strange reason the vast majority of men who have been into space have suffered damage to their eyesight and yet almost no women have had this issue, and scientists are still trying to figure out why but in the meantime sending men into space for long periods of time is a huge concern because they may go blind over time … just thought that that headline was a little reductionist and sensationalist so i had to comment, that being said tho…

HELL YEAH SPACE LESBIANS

[lily-orchard]

Men are banned from space

[therussianmajor]

Y’all I am cackling

[frderickchilton-deactivated2014]

When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

[frenchtugboat]

ABORT MISSION

[junglejames4322-deactivated2015]

This is fucking scary

[culttquheeen-deactivated2018122]

I dont get it..

[popsicle-prince]

@explainingthejoke

[explainingthejoke]

The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information.

The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:

 nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone.

However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d.

Consequ ntly, I  m sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details.

Accept my hum le thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safet  of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY

Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!

This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.

[bronzetomatoes]

On this blog, we stan Lemony Snicket.

[imjustheretoseetheprivateblogs]

Gotta respect an author who doesn’t talk down to his readers

[myraaaa17]

I read all these books in grade 6 they were so good, a little morbid but so good

[spontaneousglitterbees]

According to Longcat's (her real name is Nobiko) person, she passed earlier today at the age of 18

Source

According to Twitter, she was playful and happy and fighting until the very end. It's also worth it to consider that 18 years old is quite old, for a house cat.

I don't know about you, but I think we should celebrate her life. ~16 years ago, the famous Longcat image graced the internet. She was like a celebrity, even across the world.

Rest in peace, "Longcat", Nobiko. You were long, and you are loved.

And please, if you can, have kind thoughts and words for her family during this time as well. Losing a pet is never easy, and losing one so well-known is bound to be stressful. Thank you for sharing her memory with us.