ah shit here we go again

[virtualgirladvance]

[herpsandbirds]

Frilled-neck Lizard aka Frilled Dragon (Chlamydosaurus kingii), defensive display, family Agamidae, Australia

photograph by Lucas Lego

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[weeping-willow-weeps]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[thememedaddy]

[pankendev]

stardew valley isn't "wholesome" it literally has you suck off every NPC for rent money????

[pankendev]

so apparently this is modded

[dogpuppy]

[animentality]

[hunter-rodrigez]

And we might've even delivered it to you... if you're lucky.

[64mpg]

indeed will be like we have the perfect job for you seriously and it’s bare handed coal mining for $12/hr

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually

[kosmogrl]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[rabbiteclair]

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

[dogpuppy]

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

I see we’re all doing well,

[mypoorcanary]

i hate that careless whisper is a meme so effing bad hes literally never going to dance again and you're all laughing? go to hell