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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

ittygittydiddynator

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

sparklesmccheesy

Important and vital

natasha-romvnoff

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

vastderp

awwwww babies ;_; i hope everyone’s pets come home safe.

cherry-punk

This is very legit but I want to add:

DO NOT PUT OUT FOOD

Water is totally fine but if you put out food it can and will attract other animals which may then scare off your pet.

Stick to blankets, cat litter, water, toys, clothes that smell like you (stinky socks, the stinkier the better), etc etc

Remember to check local Facebook pages for lost pets and call shelters too.

I hope everyone finds their babies. <3

gallusrostromegalus

Primarchs, according to thier Starbucks Order

A discussion with @mazarinedrake lead us to agree that Pre-heresy, Fulgrim was That Bitch that showed up 15 minute late to Primarch Meetings with a Starbucks, but also the guy with enough decency to also have everyone else’s order too. Ergo, Pre-Heresy Primarch Starbucks Orders: Lion El’Johnson: Orders a Black Coffee then puts like 10 sugars and 20 creamers in it once he gets his hands on it.

Fulgrim: Sugarfree Coconut Milk Iced Coffee, but DID bring everyone else’s order too so ppl don’t judge him that much.

Perturabo: Tall Americano

Jakharti Khan: Trenta with as many shots of Espresso he can convince the Baristsa to put in, and a 5-hour energy for “creamer”.

Leman Russ: Complains that starbucks doesn’t have Beer, gets hot chocolate even though he’s both allergic to chocolate and lactose intolerant.

Rogal Dorn: One Black Coffe ™

Konrad Curze: Triple Expresso, poured into his can of monster and drunk in front of Dad, God and everyone else.

Sanguinus: Decaf Unicorn Frap with Organic cane sugar and almond milk

Ferrus Magnus: Complains that what starbucks makes isn’t TECHNICALLY a macchiato, but orders it anyway

Angorn: Never specified an order but the time Fulgrim gave him peppermint hot chocolate with marshmallows and sprinkes was the first time he did not use the hot beverage to assault someone SO-

Roubotte Guiliman: Would have a Pumpkin Spice IV drip if possible.

Mortarion: Extra high fructose corn syrup, six shots, creamer-instead-of-milk Unicorn Frap. Do NOT mix his and Sanguinus’ drinks up.

Magnus The Red: Order starts as a caramel macchiato but has so many substitutions and persnickety instructions that when it’s done it’s not.

Horus Lupercal: Keeps trying to order a “Double Double” and doesn’t understand why Starbucks and Tim Horton’s don’t have the same menu.

Lorgar Aurelian: Bottled water becuase Coffee is IMPURE (nvmd the morality of bottled water)

Vulkan: Matcha Frap, but he keeps smuggling Hotsauce in his armor and pours it in. Everyone politely pretends not to notice.

Corvus Corax: Lone Tea Drinker in the group. Has the Barista write “Black coffee” On the outside though.

Alpharius and Omegon: Their order is delivered to the local starbucks in a dead drop and changed thrice weekly. The barista is supposed to only open the envelope when Fulgrim or another Recognized Representative places an order for “Lord Alpharius” BUT what nobody’s realized is the barista all got sick of that shit after like, a week and has been making stuff at random. Each thinks they’re being trolled by the other twin and refuse to be the first to crack.

nobylu

I can imagine Angron having this mental breakdown over this fucking peppermint hot chocolate because “it’s so FUCKING CUTE I CAN’T FUCKING STAND IT I HAVE TO THROW THIS WITCH DRINK MAGNUS IS FUCKING TALKING AGAIN AND HE NEEDS TO SHUT UP BUT FUCK THE SPRINKLES WILL GET EVERYWHERE AKMSDNNEKDKDNWJFHTJSKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-” and all the local psychers wince because hot damn that’s a breakdown. The room breaths a sigh of relief when he murders the straw out of the wrapper and starts taking little furious sips from it rather than throwing it at Magnus because he’s been spending the last 5 minutes yammering on about how the baristas forgot to reduce the caramel by half and used almond milk instead of oat and “yes of course I can tell the difference, RUSS, and I can assure you that this is very important.”

nobylu

Konrad is a coffee heretic who inspires me.

Anyone know why there's suddenly Asian spam bots? Or is this just the latest fuel on the fire?

fallout-4-reactions

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

kindly-whisper-norbury

Soon, Tumblr as we know it will change… but before that happens, I just want to say…

…

Thanks for the mammaries

For the memes that wouldn’t quit

For agreeing to say “I like your shoelaces” if we ever met

Thanks for the bad puns

For the emotional support

And for opening our eyes to things we’d never seen before

Thanks for incorrect quotes

For the Mishapocolalypse

For all the OTPs that never quite became canon ships

Thanks for “the signs as” lists

For the fanmixes and fanfic

And for how a certain imagine could make us squee or squick

Thanks for AO3 feeds

For aesthetics and moodboards

For how “what is air?” worked when we were lost for words

Thanks for the headcanons

For shoving breadsticks in your purse

And how we never can forget the phrase “take me to snurch”

Thanks for the recipes

For how text posts derailed

For gushing about NaNoWriMo even harder when we failed

Thanks for SuprWhoLock

For cross stitch, knitting, and crochet

And for how Obama dropping the mic meant there was nothing more to say

Thanks for stories in the tags

For smudged writing on your hand

And for how 3AM drunk posts got many more reblogs than planned

Thanks for “beeves” and “snoteleks”

For warning that spoilers lay ahead

For how we’d whisper “just one more post”, but never go to bed

Thanks for arrows to the knee

For letting us obsess

And for when we agreed to disagree on the color of that dress

Thank you for the Science Side

For spoopy Halloween

For Canada, Australia, and for every place between

Thanks for “okay, that sounds fake”

For so much lovely art

And for the way a well-made gifset can truly break a heart

Thanks for the cute animal posts

For the cauliflower grandad

For the way that Denny’s posts made us think that they’d gone mad

Thanks for “follow forevers”

For every eccentricity and quirk

And for what different people thought of as “not safe for work”

Thanks for procrastination

For the celebrities we’d roast

For the loyal mutuals who reblogged every post

Thanks for hiatus therapy

For “trying to find them in a crowd”

And for letting us tell the world the things we’d never say aloud

So I said “thanks for the mammaries”

But what I really meant to say

Was thanks for all the memories that we’ve made along the way

thescottyfoxyuniverse

frostfire98

Yep

bravo44

You know all know who you are.

spartannerd324

Whoo boy, that is damn sure that very good friends were made here

lexi314

Okay… um I had really really hoped I would never end up doing this… but… if anyone can spare even 5-10$ you would be amazing, my debit card was stolen at some point over the last week and the charges they made just went through (I got it cancelled so and I got a new one) but all the same, I woke up this morning still two weeks from payday overdrawn from the charges those thieves made ._. I’m sorry to bother you all with this, please have a good day if you can spare any heres my PayPal email [email protected]

spartannerd324

Welp, might as well put it on both my blogs ._.

therealbadasshere-deactivated20

The scope is for precision kills.

commandernova702

@2keternal7

lesbianfreyja

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

violet-nomad-deactivated2018120

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

espurr-roba

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

theshantiestme11ophone

These made me feel better

thelifeofatubaplayer

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

eattheacid

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these

terror-billie

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

engel-tier-deactivated20180213

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

washington-acp

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

alwayswillgraham

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

its-kks-world

I want to make designs out of these.

sunderlorn

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

spartannerd324

Well ya learn something new every day

lullabyknell

Sorry, I’m not up to date on the details of Star Wars outside the movies, but was R2-D2, like, Leia’s droid between the Prequels and the Original Trilogy? Whatever the case, I think I might need it to happen in a crack fic.

Because I’ve suddenly imagined R2-D2 accompanying Leia to her Senate meetings. In reality, it would probably be very dangerous for R2 and Leia. But I think it would be perfect for a crack fic.

Like, just imagine if Leia and R2 are just strolling around the halls of the Senate, with Leia ranting to R2 about something or other. And then bump into an older Senator by accident. And at first it’s all pleasantries and apologies, but then the older Senator takes one look at R2, turns a color that is not a good color for their people to turn, and then says in utter horror, “IT’S YOU!”

Because surely there must be older Senators out there from before the Empire, who remember that horrible little nightmare droid who tailed those awful Jedi around and occasionally Senator Amidala. (Like, there must be people out there who witnessed R2 blow up a building or even straight-up kill someone.)

And Leia’s like, “What? You know my droid?”

And the Senator’s got a hand over their heart, both to soothe themselves and a little protectively, and says, “My dear, I couldn’t forget that thing if I was dead. That’s the little bastard who set me on fire! Granted, it was an accident and it saved Senator Amidala’s life again, but still. She was far too fond of it! That and that debonair Jedi it belonged to!”

And Leia lights up immediately because oho, this is interesting. Meanwhile R2 is basically swearing up a storm trying to push her away. And the Senator has an expression on their face like, “Oh, damn, I shouldn’t have said that.”

Anyway, Leia accidentally figures out who her parents were because R2 is a memorable asshole that old politicians still see in their nightmares.

lullabyknell

I want either that crack fic or an even crackier fic that goes like this:

Darth Vader: *walking down a hall in the Senate building, annoyed af that the Emperor is making him be here to intimidate people for some vote or another, scrolling clickbait quizzes or ship commercials on his datapad*

The sound of something clattering comes from ahead. Darth Vader looks up and sees a droid getting kicked out of a conference room, beeping explicitly and indignantly over just being lost, at the far end of the hall. The droid looks down the hall at Darth Vader. It’s unmistakably R2-D2.

Darth Vader: “…”

R2-D2: “…”

R2: *backs up one inch*

Vader: *takes one step forward*

R2: *SCREAMS*

R2-D2 whirls around immediately and flees around the corner. Vader is too surprised to immediately stop his old droid, but drops the datapad and books it after him (as much as DV can book it). What proceeds is probably a Star Wars version of the Benny Hill chase between R2-D2 and Darth Vader.

It ends in R2, covered in soot and scratches, barely managing to get away after causing enormous amounts of mayhem and property damage.

Leia: “There you are! Artoo, where have you been?”

R2: *beeps* (translation: “Out.”)

cloudvelundr

So uh

lullabyknell

Excellent. This is exactly what I wanted.

spartannerd324

This got so much better as I scrolled down it

labambinafantasma-deactivated20

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.

What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

theconqueeror

It’s funny how y'all will reblog any and all US things but when whole Europe might lose access to internet then everything is quiet.

mmmmmmmilo

Are you fucking serious? Is this really happening? I’m European and I didn’t know a single thing about this

labambinafantasma-deactivated20

Here you have

https://eur-lex.europa.eu/legal-content/EN/TXT/?uri=CELEX:52016PC0593

https://creativecommons.org/2018/06/20/european-parliaments-legal-affairs-committee-gives-green-light-to-harmful-link-tax-and-pervasive-platform-censorship/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=twitterfacebook&utm_content=JURI-vote-june-20

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/article-13-european-parliament-internet-censorship-copyright-a8408531.html?amp&__twitter_impression=true

https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/20/eu-votes-for-copyright-law-that-would-make-internet-a-tool-for-control?__twitter_impression=true

http://www.wired.co.uk/article/eu-meme-war-article-13-regulation

Also ao3 has spoken out about this

https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/10637

buntglas

Hey fellow Europeans, please sign the petition, it takes just a couple seconds! And the saveyourinternet.eu link makes it really easy and quick to email or tweet your representatives too

femboy-fever

“You can criticize something you love!”

Yeah, and you can also get tired of criticizing something you love. You can get completely fed up with it and decide, “You know what? Flaws aside, I love this thing, and I don’t have to waste hours of my life admitting its flaws to strangers on the Internet in order to somehow justify my love of it.” You can get sick of watching others gleefully tear it apart, for no reason other than that it’s popular and they hate that you love it. You can get sick of watching others tearing it apart with good intentions, too.

In the end, it’s just a cartoon, or a book, or a movie. It’s not that serious, and you can enjoy it without hyper-focusing on its flaws. You don’t need to justify your love of something to someone else, least of all a person you don’t even know.

chromalogue

Hey Windows 10 users...

A couple of updates ago, I turned on my computer and my files were gone.

I went to the Microsoft site, to their help forum, and found there was already a topic called “ Q:Automated Windows 10 updates deleted all my documents and files.” Eighty-three other people had had the same problem.

Fortunately, I was able to get mine back. They’d been moved to a sort of ghost file system, and I just had to move them back to the regular desktop. The ghost file system is still there, and it’s hard to find things sometimes, but everything still exists. (And now it exists in a couple more places than it did before, just to be safe.) Not everyone’s been so lucky.

The update that happened a couple of days ago (today being May 24, 2018) sparked a whole bunch of new traffic to the thread. Now people are getting nonfunctional desktops, or black screens. The numbers of people who report having the same problem is up to 205. One of the people who posted in the thread was a tech guy who said that the same thing happened to eight of his customers, and the only thing he can do is pull their hard drives, copy the important files, and reinstall Windows 10. And the Microsoft people agree that yes, this is the thing that has to be done, even if it costs you money, even if they were the ones who caused it in the first place.

I guess what I’m saying is, if you’re using Windows 10, do not go gentle into that good update. Postpone it and back things up, preferably externally. Probably you’ll be all right, 205 out of all the people who use Windows is infinitesimal, but something is going very wrong with some of these updates, and Microsoft doesn’t seem to be taking it seriously, even though people are losing data.

galaxybutler-deactivated2018121

This is happening to me and it’s suffering. Please please please don’t let this shit update until they figure this out

diversegaminglists

Signal boost for my fellow Windows 10 peoples.

deletingpoint

mine wouldn’t start again and then after trying multiple times in different ways finally restored to the previous working version of windows. i am not touching those updates again, at least not in the near future.