nothing matters

yo. ellen. 20. uk. she/her. i like a lot of stuff.

[spatulasinspace]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

THE TIGER, THE BITCH AND THE CRIME LORD

Jim always gets what he wants. Even if it means playing straight, and watching his full-time sniper and bodyguard, part-time bed warmer lose his tiny little tiger brain.

In one afternoon, Jim seduces a woman, Seb gets pissed and someone ends up needing stitches.

[spatulasinspace]

When John Watson goes missing from a crime scene the day before Valentine's day, Sherlock is sent into a panic. Before the day is over, their lives will both be changed forever, for better or for worse. ** 'Protect John Watson'. That's top on my list of things that I need to do to keep you sane, clean, and alive." Sherlock scoffed. "You're being dramatic. He's my friend. Your stupid list doesn't mean anything." "It's also the only thing on the list."

[spatulasinspace]

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[fuckyeahmercury]

Freddie Mercury's cats

Unknown Cat

Miko

Tiffany

Oscar

Oscar & Tiffany

Dorothy

Goliath

Lily

Romeo

and his favourite cat who has a Queen song named after her…

Delilah

And here is Freddie wearing a waist coat with all of his cats painted on it

[tongueart]

GOOD FUCKING POST

[anerdyfeminist]

Very publicly and strongly loving numerous cats across your life time is bi culture

[princesscarriefisherarchive-dea]

me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]

him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]

me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]

him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]

[new52s]

anon asked +  can you gif doja cats new song go to town?

[bitchycode]

if you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600

[art-and-things-of-beauty]

Frans Oerder (1867-1944) - Still life with Peonies, oil on canvas, 80 x 100 cm.

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

its july 4th alexa post founding fathers pajama party

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

[ashes-and-embers]

20GAYTEEN and I still got no one to be gay with

[mjalti]

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

[brendonuriesource]

Brendon for his interview with Buzzfeed

[mysharona1987]

This is a fair point, tho.

[dont-touch-my-juice]

the holy trinity

[slimetony]

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

[chandra-nalaar]

earth

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[thehaveits]

sun in goth, moon in bitch, edgelord rising