[chewpoe-deactivated20200109]

SHE DID THAT!!!!!!!!!!

[midnight-revolucion]

[graceebooks]

today my diet has consisted of five guys and popyes so im probably gonna live forever

[vegan-gore-deactivated20220413]

u ate…… 5 whole people……..

[graceebooks]

6 counting popeye

[theonion]

[striders]

staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad

[humansofnewyork]

“One of my plays is getting produced!” “What’s it about?” “So there’s this guy, and he really loves this one girl— she’s the girl of his dreams. But she’s going off to college. So he applies to every nearby college, just so he can be close to her. But the only college that accepts him is a clown college. But here’s the thing— he’s terrified of clowns.”

[grimelords]

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

[featherywingss]

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

[limoncellolacroix]

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

smash that mf like for a frosty cold pepsi to fly out of your screen killing you instantly 

[worldwar2chainz]

[paper-mario-wiki]

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

[paper-mario-wiki]

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

[snowflakeeel]

This is literally the best submission i’ve ever gotten

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[starlightandtears]

All rapists can die. All the creeps who sexually assault people can literally drop dead.

[gingerlynnism]

That won’t fix the problem.

[bitterblackbitch]

Girl what… that’ll literally solve the problem lmaoo

[neechoudai]

Here’s to Danny Phantom, the first superhero whose main power is to Die On Command

[transfemininomenon]

holy SHIT there’s a paranormal club at my school?? bouta finally find myself a cute ghost gf

[transfemininomenon]