johnny loves peter

peter parker is a trophy wife - side blog :D

[npc-dude-art]

I’m like suuuper late to the apple core trend but Spideytorch!!!

[the-spideytorch-fanman]

Johnny *in his underwear and in Peter's bed*: …

Peter *in his underwear, also in his bed*: …

Bobby *who had stopped by to play video games*: …

Bobby: So…

Peter: don't.

Bobby:… you two…

Johnny: Stop.

Bobby:… I'm not supposed to question this?

[spdytrch]

johnny: hey question

johnny: does may like me?

peter: it's two in the morning

johnny: yeah, but does she?

[spdytrch]

peter: i talk a lot, huh

johnny: yes, but it's nice. i like hearing your thoughts

[spdytrch]

johnny: baby

peter, in the spider-man suit: fellow associate

[cada4us]

Work in progress of the only ship I love, but pre-powers

[failuretofire]

spideytorch </3

[melina-mellow]

Life sucks.

So here's a spideytorch sketch.

[cameron-possibly]

finally some alone time

[incorrect-spideytorch]

Peter: I'm morosexual. I'm attracted to morons.

Johnny: Do stars have feelings?

Peter:...

Peter: You. Pick me up at seven pm.

[incorrect-spideytorch]

Peter and Johnny are each other’s biggest fans

Johnny saves every picture and paper of Peter’s that gets published and tells everyone about it and makes all his friends read/look at it

Peter gets super excited anytime he sees one of Johnny’s modeling gigs somewhere or a trailer for his movie on tv and cheers the loudest at all of his race car events

they are both just so excited to hype up their boyfriend and I am so here for that

[incorrect-spideytorch]

yeah I’m sorry but how am I not supposed to think they’re in love after this

[incorrect-spideytorch]

Reporter: What do you think of Peter Parker?

Spider-Man: He’s a loser and an idiot. Can’t believe he’s considered a genius.

Johnny, watching the interview that night: Say that to his face you menace!

Peter: Babe.

[incorrect-spideytorch]

Johnny: Wow he’s so handsome.

Peter: *trips over lamp cord, breaks the lamp and his nose*

Johnny: A gorgeous loser.

[incorrect-spideytorch]

Peter, after losing Johnny in a crowd: Have you seen my boyfriend???

Stranger: What does he look like?

Peter, in tears: Beautiful!

[incorrect-spideytorch]

Peter: I have decided that I am in fact a snack, it’s just people aren’t hungry.

Johnny, under his breath: I’m starving.

[ganmay921]

Peter: you have PTSD

Johnny: hell yeah I have PTSD: Proficient Talent for Sucking DICK lmao

Peter: maybe we can talk about your use of humor as an unhealthy coping mechanism for the trauma you've experienced

Johnny: Peter, I don't think you understand how clever that joke was