#incorrect spideytorch

[spideytorch-hovel]

Johnny: Spidey and I are dating!

Sue: We’ve known for ages

Peter: We started dating two days ago?

Ben: The fuck were yall doing before that ??

[hurtspideyparker]

spideytorch texts

[spdytrch]

johnny: hey question

johnny: does may like me?

peter: it's two in the morning

johnny: yeah, but does she?

[slightlydepressedmelon]

Johnny: I’m in love with Peter Parker.

Johnny: Thoughts?

Literally Everyone: and prayers.

[spideytorchiscanon]

[After first kiss]

Johnny *in his head*: okay, you just kissed. Not a big deal. But the question is...does he want something serious with me or was it a spur of the moment thing? It probably was. Why would he actually love me anyways? He's amazing and could do so much better than me...what do I tell him now?

Peter *also in his head*: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[thebigspideytorchfan]

Sue: sometimes facing your fears head-on is the best way to realize they aren't actually that scary.

Peter: yeah, I totally agree. Like when I climbed up a mountain during a lightning storm and demanded to get struck by lightning. I didn't even get hurt and now I'm not even scared of G-d anymore.

Sue: that's not what I-

Johnny: YOU DID WHAT?!?!

[fresitaisdaydreaming]

Here's my finished card, I didn't get to finish power swap but I'm proud of the ones that I did (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[bitrashteddy]

Peter: I hate it here

Harley: Sepcify?

Peter: I just wanted to be a hoe to prove a point and BOOM I caught feelings

Peter: Gah I hate this

Harley, joking: Who is it loverboy, Wade or Johnny?

Harley: Oh God it's one of them where the fuck can I reboot both your heart and your brain?