[memewhore]

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[wiionme]

[assgod]

im a healer... but my healing only works if you strip, get on your knees, and beg with your mouth open ready for spit

[sonsofsummer]

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[infectiouspiss]

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

[navigaero]

[sonsofsummer]

[goth-queen]

[shane-actually]

[sacredstem]

honorary gay man award

[hihorno-blog]

Honey.

[hollanders-left-tit]

Sometimes I think about the fact that Ilya married one of the greatest hockey players of all time, who is also an underwear model, and who comes in his pants just from sucking Ilya’s cock, and I have to wonder what it’s like being so #blessed

[the-big-mood]

These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.

According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.

There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂

[saltoncity]

its fucked up that chastity is a lame boring christian virtue like excuse me what are you doing in my sex pervert world

[men-sharing-love-deactivated202]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Sweden ????

[ashketchupandfries]

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

[leninthesixth]

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this