LADY

She/her 27 Bi iamobiwankenobi is my art blog.

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

[chaser]

Australian music industry: "God we wish local music was more popular"

Monkey paw: *curls*

[decimera]

For those unsure what's being referenced:

[echojulietfoxtrot]

This went down a fucking storm in a bar on Saturday btw

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

> be tumblr

> accidentally meme your way into creating a hit song made entirely out of slurs

> song gets banned from the dance charts right as its about to chart

> every gay bar in the country immediately adds it to their playlist in protest

Sometimes using this site is like accidentally rolling your car off a cliff only for it to somehow do a flip and land directly on top of Hitler

[jurijurijurious]

This is a doomscrolling checkpoint. Here’s my recently adopted dog Bunting. She’s a four year old Labrador and a good girl.

And yes I know have even less time for fan stuff. 😂

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[spamtown-usa]

Ospreys also do not eat birds, or anything except fish for that matter, unless they are starving! These ospreys are confused as fuuuuck they have no real reference for what they should do, because the starling baby also doesnt understand that theyre trying to make it leave. would be like if an alien showed up in your house and it just ignored you trying to scare it away

[megacarapa]

ok so this is another long shot but a few years ago there was a twitter post (in japanese i think?) that had measurememts for how to make this book stand thing out of cardboard that you could use to double up books and use up more space on shelves

back then i made a bunch of these but by now i lost the pic and dont know how to find the original post anymore

if it comes down to it i can just take one apart and get the measurements from there but i would be very grateful if anyone happens to have the original post or something similar??

[megacarapa]

don't mind how long it's been since i made this post, anyway i realized that i don't even need to take one apart to get the measurements when i can literally just unfold it and refold it /FACEPALM

so anyway here is the diagram for anyone else who is interested!!

this requires pretty big carboard pieces, if you have a really big box or something you can make it from one piece, but if you don't, you can also just make each of the pieces individually and then tape them together

and then in the end you put it together like this!!

and then when you make a bunch you can put them all next to each other and stack your books like crazy

EVERYONE START GETTING MORE USE OUT OF YOUR SPACE NOW!!!!

[3000s]

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

[tromboneralert]

But I just turned 30.....please......dont make me go back there......

[3000s]

i'm sorry there's nothing we can do about it

[cleverreports]

We report: it stops raining at some point in the night, and we do not know exactly when, as we were sleeping then. By the time we wake up, fog has taken over. Our expert is somewhere by those trees, but the fog bank is thick enough that we cannot even guess where exactly.

[cryptotheism]

Generally speaking holy warriors are very good at dying for little gain.

[cryptotheism]

Maybe it's just me but if I had a well funded and capable army, my next play wouldn't be "what if I had a small corps of insane weirdos that want to kill themselves"

[catchymemes]

Water biscuits

[sevensmallgummies]

Sphinx employee slash bodega cat that blocks the door and asks riddles, the owner has the answer of the day on a paper taped to the door.

it never notices.

[sevensmallgummies]

important addition from a friend:

everyone thinks REALLY hard and regulars makes two bad guesses so it feels like it's doing a good job

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[crabussy]

Greetings good sir,

You mentioned that Humans have great eyes and hair.

Would you be willing to elaborate as to why?

we have the most advanced eyes out of any mammal species, as far as we know!!! our ability to see the colour red is pretty special among mammals as well. we're REALLY good at seeing red!

I also love how high contrast our eyes are. our white scleras and vibrant irises are REALLY unique for a primate. most primates have scleras that are either not visible due to the size of the iris (tamarin monkeys, for example) OR that are extremely dark (chimps) because eye contact for most primates comes across as threatening. these low contrast eyes allow other primates to look around freely without sending the wrong message to others.

HUMANS on the other hand are WEIRD AS FUCK. eye contact has been CRUCIAL for our survival and communication for a bajillion years, so our eyes evolved SPECIFICALLY to have EXTREMELY VISIBLE signals for which direction we're looking. we're scary!!!! I love it!!!!

about our hair, it's just so crazy!!! we have the longest growing hair of any animal species. it can be so glossy, and there's incredible variation in texture and colour around the globe. I can't think of a single non-domestic species with such a huge variety in hair/fur/feather colour AND texture. our hair helps with sun exposure and thermoregulation, but it's ALSO been important in mate selection, because it can signify a lot about health and youth! not to say bald people aren't attractive. you are. love you.

I'm just really fond of the beautiful variety found in features that also have incredible functional purposes. form AND function. so cool!

[stixy]

Bro is cooking

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs