BonusSpecific

Yumeshipper, bisexual, he/they, demiboy. Ralsei's my boywife :3

[specificbonus]

BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO INTERACT:

This is an ANTI-TRANSEI blog.

If you post content related to transei, or encourage it in any way, you will be blocked.

Misogenysts and egg culture fuckers are NOT WELCOME ON THIS PAGE.

If you interact, while belonging to the above-mentioned group, YOU ARE WILLINGLY CONSENTING TO BEING CALLED SLURS.

Those are the rules.

[cubie-from-mccubies]

imagine ur f/o becomes REAAALLY tiny, like, the size of a french fry tiny for unknown reasons. like what would you even do in that situation???? freak out? keep them as a little desk pet? feed them lettuce? let them crawl around on you??

and also what would THEY do???? would they be be scared? would they care at all actually?? would they wanna be held and hug ur fingers? would they BITE ur fingers like a little creature??

they end up being fine the next day btw don't fret... or do... shrug

PRO/DARKSHIP DNI.

[myimaginaryother]

Imagine finding your f/o flabbergasted to discover that the tongue should be resting on the roof of the mouth and that the upper and lower teeth shouldn't be touching 🤯

[specificbonus]

Imagine your f/o helping you distract yourself after you saw something triggering online. They put your phone on silent for you. They offer to put on your favorite show or movie. Or maybe, they can give you a massage to drive the tension out of your body. Or, if you want, they can just cuddle you and let you vent.

You aren't being weird and your reactions are natural, no matter what triggered you. Your f/o wants you to know that.

[luminarias-selfshipping]

Fluff selfship scenario!

Your feeling nauseous about something you saw online or something someone said to you, so your f/o tries to comfort you the best they can.

Maybe they cuddle you until night falls, maybe they talk your worries away, maybe they just listen to you vent. Maybe they take on more violent solutions.

Regardless, your f/o is there for you, and they are going to love you no matter what. If they have to kill someone? Fine by them. If they just have to be there? Even better!

[internet-yamero]

"𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟/𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟/𝐨'𝐬."

"𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 / 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦? 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭?"

(𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞 𝐤𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐲𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐨 𝐤𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐃𝐍𝐈!!!)

[specificbonus]

Just wanted to say it: your interpritation of your f/o is the correct one.

You do not "misinterprit their character". You do not "ignore obvious context clues". You do not "need to make an OC at this point".

Your f/o is your f/o. They are exactly the way you envision them, and anyone that says otherwise is wrong.

YOU are the one who knows your f/o best.

[specificbonus]

this is just a suggestion and I don’t mean it to be backhanded or rude in the slightest— but with your insistence on Ralsei canonically being male, especially with some of the implications of chapter five, you might want to consider rephrasing that as “my interpretation of Ralsei is male” or “the Ralsei that I specifically selfship with is male.” Of course, nothing is confirmed in canon yet to say otherwise, but there are a lot of hints that are becoming increasingly hard to ignore. That is to say, if Ralsei does end up being transfem in canon or otherwise implied to be, you can absolutely still prefer them as a male without declaring your fanon as the only canon. You have control over your selfship— he can be a “he” there— but with all the implications lately you might want to work on phrasing that clarifies that you acknowledge canon, and just prefer your own version.

The entitlement of transei truthers continues to grow. Like, geniuanly, I am not the one to start this conversation, so the blame's not on me.

You guys see obvious non-serious scenes and scream something about "ground-breaking evidence". Nobody takes this seriously exept you. And when you start showing up everywhere and screaming to others to "adress Ralsei with "correct" pronouns"... you're going to get told off.

Anyone that defends this dumb invasive piece of shit in the replies is gonna be blocked. Sorry not sorry.

[aussettes-artz]

aqua:3

[fawningfeline]

Fellow selfshipper, repeat after me: I will not venture into my F/O’s tags, for I know that way lies madness. I will maintain my serenity

[rainbowpuppyparty]

f / o who gently fixes your posture when you are slouching , their cold hands sliding up your back to guide your shoulders back.

but . . . instead of pulling away after correcting you , they just leave their hands there , leaning down to press a soft kiss to the nape of your neck.

[specificbonus]

I am back from the dead, and I bring you... (drum roll)

RALSEI X READER HEADCANONS, PART 3: MARRIAGE AND HONEYMOON

It is both surprizing and unsurprizing, how little in your life changed once you and Ralsei got married. You already lived together, and the only thing that changed now is that your relationship is official and public.

Before, Ralsei hardly ever spoke up about your relationship, even when hanging oht with Kris and Susie. That made your relationship... a kind of silent secret, that nobody knew was a secret in the first place. That's why some people, even those close to you both, were surprized when you two got married. Well, more applause for you two to enjoy!

In Castle Town, honeymoons are not commonly practiced, but once Ralsei heard of it, he really liked the idea. He will have to rely on you to help him pick a tour though - being a darkner, he's doesn't have as much knowlage of the outside world and its beauties. Where will you go together and what will you show him? That's for you to decide.

If you're easily exhausted (like yours truly), he will learn to conjure up a folding chair out of thin air if you get tired of walking during the many excursions you end up going on. He will make sure you are never overwhelmed or exhausted by your honeymoon adventures!

Despite being your husband, he still blushes when you hold his hand. Every single time, in public and in private. He might have grown a little more mature, but he's still a shy boy at heart! So, during your vacation, you make sure to hold his hand almost ALL the time. He never gets used to it!

I really appriciate your likes and reblogs. If this one is well-recieved, I'll do a part 4!

[wik-ships]

touch starved f/o who never initiates. they're always watching your hands when you're nearby, silently wondering if you'll touch them. they act like it's no big deal when you finally do, but the quiet sigh they let out betrays how much they need it.

touch starved f/o who wilts when you forget to give them a kiss in the morning, never one to ask, but the second you remember they're grinning giddily as you pepper their face with kisses.

touch starved f/o who gets bold when it's just the two of you, building up the courage to rest a hand on your hip, your arm, your thigh. it's never pushy, always gentle, just a quiet reminder that you're real beside them.

dividers by suupersonic and @whor3ing!!

[lycano-sanguis]

Yumeshippers! (primarily DMC) I’m looking to make some moots to support each other and gush about our ships!

Describe me your yumeship in one sentence 🌒

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[24-frames-of-swag-per-second]

Steals his hair comb, shampoo, conditioner, and gel

[*Girlish scream*]

You’ve taken it too far now!! Don’t mess with my flawless hair.

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o showing up everywhere you go and when you ask how they knew where you were they say "I just had a feeling" and their eye twitches slightly.