[ibrayeet]

Today in History: December 14. The Bush shoeing incident

[xhba]

Happy bush shoeing anniversary :-) ❤️🎉

[ririthereader]

I have had this queued since December 15th.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[o-kurwa]

[justintaco]

[memecage]

It’s a split!

[pissvortex]

[penny-anna]

A problem w being on tumblr is I'm completely desensitised to the urls you get on here. I'll send someone a link to a completely innocuous post I think they'll like & not until they're like 'what the fuck is this' do I notice that I've linked them to shreksbiggreencockandballs dot Tumblr dot com or smth. :/

[kristina100000]

[everythingfox]

“When the approach is imminent, the tail goes up”

(via)

[riverside--wren]

A cat putting its tail straight up like this is a friendly greeting. This is the equivalent of the cat waving excitedly at you as soon as it gets close.

[dersprite-mspfa]

Rating: NOT CUTE

This cat is using their tail to make a gang sign, signaling that they are a member of the Fresno Bulldogs; a drug cartel in central California. This particular cat is responsible for 25 reported murders and trafficking $250,000,000 of illegal drugs

[ampervadasz]

[pikaglove]

NAKEY!!!!

[a-fools-stone]

THEY HAVE NO PANTS!!!

[graduallywatermellon]

SIR WHY DID YOU PUSH YOUR BROTHER???

[petfinder-names]

[the-modern-prawnetheus]

[jaubaius]

Fearless praying mantis

[thereadingaddic7]

@ghost-mantis

[sindri42]

I’m like ‘what the fuck little dude that is not a good place to be you will be hit by all of the sparks’

and then the little dude is like ‘do not worry I will simply parry all the sparks’

[neofooturism]

now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda

[weaver-z]

If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:

- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course

- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison

- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries

- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open

- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track

- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place

[postmarxed]

[glennisthemenace-deactivated202]

why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,

[blackestbileandsmoke]

Same creature

[cute-animals-only]

[kaanbubelli-deactivated20221218]

[ampervadasz]