Basically I'm Yeen

Your local synth obsessed yeen. m/33. MINORS DNI!

[kdrm]

us tv: reviewed 

[newdoges]

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[fourleafisland]

2026 maple ref

[homunculus-argument]

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

[adhd-faith-interpreter]

What could this possible be referencing

[homunculus-argument]

Well, you see:

[lennguine]

af attack 4

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[furbasement]

Art by lodgebert

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[abalidoth]

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

[gaycatastrophe]

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

[mollymux]

Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

[graytaloty]

A big part of being a quadruped is being able to just lie down anytime. Waiting? Loaf time. Talking to someone shorter than you? Loaf time. Falling asleep in the sun? Loaf time. Bored? Loaf it up till something interesting happens. Leg hurt? Loaf time.

[habbadax]

You wish you were me

[habbadax]

I can do it on rocks also

[glugslove]

im making video games for a very specific kind of person

gamedev video showing a complication of the main character, a 2d hand animated goblin girl being hurt and squished and inflated and flattened and blown up and transformed in a variety of silly cartoon ways yay

[warmer-hotcakes]

[warmer-hotcakes]

by "vauge red paste" you meant "cool red slime girl" right?

[novah-the-booi-deactivated20240]

this creates an interpretation in the comic that the person was upset in the last panel because they envied the openess of la sheep. And that this set them on the road to eventually accept themselves and the desire to be an utter red vague paste of a woman

[warmer-hotcakes]

You're so fucking cool 🐑✨

I'll be honest I had that thought like...a tiny bit but this followup was originally intended as a joke so I didn't think too far into it. Your interpretation though is super good and makes me feel so much better about this whole thing ✨

[ganondilf]

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

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[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[strange-aeons]

during pride month??????

[strange-aeons]

Great news: after being banned from Night Power Tools, my wife has taken up whittling and is making me a spoon

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

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