(Mostly) happy thoughts 🌻

Product of Saturn.

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[riversawaken]

As deeply as you can feel hurt, you can also feel joy.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard (via riversawaken)

[onlytwitterpics]

[prettyfuckingepic]

Me

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[sprousetwinsblog]

[cartooncoyote]

bf/gf - too short, holds less direction Boyfriend/Girlfriend - too long, people lose interest Beef/Geef - perfect size, catches attention

[beeishappy]

[thahalfrican]

[therestlessstoner]

The dangers of marijuana

I went outside to take out the trash and forgot to bring the trash lol

[revysprite-deactivated20170502]

LMFAO

[maghrabiyya]

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

[maghrabiyya]

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

[maghrabiyya]

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

[maghrabiyya]

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

[maghrabiyya]

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

[nxtlise]

can greg come too?

[babyanimalgifs]

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

[spectacularuniverse-ity]

Back in the day catchin' rays at 404-A @coldheartcoldhands

[partyomo]

Me every time I get a simple text from my bff: I fucking love this bitch more than all of creation

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

She knew the power of her mind so she programmed it for success.

Carrie Green (via psych2go)

[deoxify]