i love your cadence, darling

misc. sideblog for clappingtalent possible taz spoilers here!

[goggles-girl]

MBMBAM things that always make me laugh no matter how many times I’ve heard them

A whole lemon

The time they tried to do Donald Duck voices

Cromslor

Jeezy Creezy

EZEKIEL WHERE ARE MY TRAINING CARDS

The GameStop robbery story

“Actually, fuck this”

Wizard swears

“Cheeseburger I found in the trash”

The teacher whose students are sad that George Washington died

I hate you, Ron!!

Ree ree yourself motherfucker (a.k.a. the person who was afraid of getting murded in the shower)

YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER

[spectralequinebeing]

Game Theory

Yellow Diamond wouldn’t let Pink have her own army because she didn’t want Homeworld to know she was small/off-color, so at every public appearance they would Great and Powerful Oz a big fake diamond rig to make Pink look as tall as the others

[spectralequinebeing]

Alternate theory: Blue and Yellow are the outliers and White Diamond is just real small. Peridot is White Diamond confirmed

[spectralequinebeing]

Game Theory

Yellow Diamond wouldn’t let Pink have her own army because she didn’t want Homeworld to know she was small/off-color, so at every public appearance they would Great and Powerful Oz a big fake diamond rig to make Pink look as tall as the others

[terpsikeraunos]

the only people who understand literature are those who literally eat books. sorry. meaning does not exist until you devour it.

[levourdalak]

[pocketpeche]

I DEMAND MEAT!

[jack-roscoe]

my friends vs me

[arkkosun]

[tigerstark]

THE ADVENTURE ZONE AESTHETIC

Barry Bluejeans

My name is Barry J. Bluejeans and I’m ready to kick some goblin ass!

[tazladies]

[toralei]

jury duty cat

[studio-paris-green]

my daughter returns

[winteringhome]

Thats what I call character development

[octocore]

playing around with glitch effects – eleventh hour is by far my favorite arc

[sublimepoint]

The treat is a lie.

[montygreen]

#we deserved to see more of attempts #218 and #333

[surreal--memes]

[mjalti]

me: what if every single headache we have is just an advanced supernatural being trying to telepathically communicate with us but our minds can’t handle the frequency they’re on so they short circuit

me to me: will… will you just take the damn advil ..