not a real doctor, but I am a real worm

they/he - 24 - header gif by s-nnoh

[handsmotif]

they call me doctor worm. good morning how are you i’m doctor worm

[handsmotif]

lots of doctor worms here tonight i see

[handsmotif]

meant to say doctor worm fans. i guess we can all be doctor worm. good morning how are you we’re doctor worm

[blackcatbone]

i'm always saying this

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[fairycosmos]

what if i just manipulate reality with my mind and make everything perfect and good

[roconize]

Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled

[ravioliet]

[therocketgrunt]

[knightsickness]

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

[segamascott]

[oneheadtoanother]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

[idiot-girll]

[mittromney]

All signs point to a Romney-Ryan victory in 5 days!

[fuzzbby]

Betsy Morningstar, Ceramic Notebook.

[damazcuz]

(Trying to hide that I got bit by a single angelic zombie) I'm fine it's just a scratch. Let's keep going, we're almost to the sanctuary. La!

[weepyemperor]

You've seen Self Diagnosis Is Bad, now let me introduce you to Diagnosis Is Bad. You've seen Diagnosis Is Bad, now let me introduce you to Classification Is Bad. You've seen Classification Is Bad, now let me introduce you to Language Is Bad. You've seen Language Is Bad, now let me introduce you to the Gong of Eternal Peace

OMMMMMM

[dogsonline-blog]

a dad who overzealously pressures his son to play neopets with him. cmon sport. lets toss that gormball around. have you visited coltzans shrine today? kiddo, restock your shop. do it for your old man