SuspendedInSpace

[ Incoherent screaming noises ] | 24 | He/Him | Artist |

[fifiibibii]

where is my mind. where is my miiiind

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

one giant leap for goblinkind

[karnalesbian]

what the fuck does ‘known as the goblin’ mean in the context of ‘discovered’ here. did they just ask the next planet over what it’s called and the resident aliens were like ‘no idea dude he’s pretty quiet so we don’t know but we just call him The Goblin and it’s cool’

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[appri-dot]

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

[appri-dot]

Its actually so important to me

[horrorncoffee]

I get any compliment and a tiny little voice in my head says

[velvetvetiver]

[babe-vigoda-deactivated20240227]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hi did you just have this image on hand

[liquidstar]

if i ever say yeas its not a typo im referencing this

[metalbatteryzone]

[ooppo]

I asked 4 coffee 2day n they gave me just straight up creamer. Handed me a white beverage w ice in it. Looked like cum in a cup. Idk how to even go about this it ain't even sweet. Oh well X3 sometimes you just gotta man up and drink the cum that life serves u :P

[ooppo]

WHAT IS YOUR DEAL

[cosmic-spoons]

It's like rubbing a dog's nose in pee when it goes on the carpet

[ooppo]

You think blazing my post will get me to stop pissing? I'm full of piss all the time chucklenuts. This urinary track acting like a 24/7 waterslide directed at your dashboard. I'm too full of cum milk to stop. I hope someone blazes this stupid post so your dashboard reeks of formaldehyde. Better start investing in chlorine because my blog is as clean as a public swimming pool. Either buckle up and cannonball your ass in with the pissers or head to the showers loser

[cosmic-spoons]

[ooppo]

You think I'm fucking scared of you and your little blaze threats? Your spray bottle is as baran as the Sahara and I am gallons full of pee. Bite me X3

[cosmic-spoons]

Pictured: OP after tumblr blaze standing in their own pee

[ooppo]

I don't even think Tumblr will let anyone blaze this post. I spoke about cum way to much for this to be blazable.

[paddingtonbears-deactivated2021]

me when i definitely don’t have plany off time: oobh i got plany off time

[molabuddy]

i couldn't think of a better way to communicate this so its this . my struggle

[estrogenfool-defunct]

[kitten-cab00dle]

[that-guy-meg]

[thedorkdionysia]

[toadalled]

A moody-looking moth fellow for a lovely client

[arboret-art]

O brave youth ...

[wizardhorses]

happy 4/13, again

homestuck has been around for 13 slutty, slutty years

[smiggles]

Scorpious [She/Her]

[crayongirl]

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[punished-venom-solitair-e]

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[brassyasssassafrasaphone]

*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[bloodbending]

super mario sunshine

[coughloop]

censorship