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speaking of the Mechanic...
imagine how easily he could pin you down... i know i wouldnt mind being helpless like that <3
🔥🥵😩 we don’t think anyone sane would, Anon.
At least the mechanic can probably defend himself and Scott won't have to wade in, full smother hen mode.
Can you imagine poor Scott walking into any room where someone is being pinned in some form or another? Either he's forgotten it's training day, or he needs eye bleach :)
We could help him learn 👀👀👀👀👀
Put your hands anywhere near my son and I’ll break ‘em.
DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THAT VIDEO OF COLONEL WHITE FROM BEHIND AT THE LAST SECURITY CONFERENCE?? 2:34:17 SPECIFICALLY???
the uniform designers knew what they were DOING
We have much to thank the Spectrum uniform designers for 🥵🔥
Putting Colonel Daddy White in those pants is one of them 😩👀
. . . @spectrum-officer-lt-green Can you lock down the colonel's feed or something or is it too late?
Captain why have I received a text from Charles that’s just, and I quote,
“Fuckekdkfkkgodthirussgsgbodktmdmmf garosdkdkksdkfm hnrosoofnnooooooooow rnfjornjononinononono ewwwnejrjgkfks fuckisndhdb eitjtngn 😭😭😭😭😭😭”
…Oh.
Yes.
I think we'll be going back to 'photojammers stay on for world council meetings' after this.
I think that’s a good plan, he usually doesn’t do this unless he’s really distressed.
Took me a minute to even translate it. Or maybe I’m just getting rusty.
DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THAT VIDEO OF COLONEL WHITE FROM BEHIND AT THE LAST SECURITY CONFERENCE?? 2:34:17 SPECIFICALLY???
the uniform designers knew what they were DOING
We have much to thank the Spectrum uniform designers for 🥵🔥
Putting Colonel Daddy White in those pants is one of them 😩👀
. . . @spectrum-officer-lt-green Can you lock down the colonel's feed or something or is it too late?
Captain why have I received a text from Charles that’s just, and I quote,
“Fuckekdkfkkgodthirussgsgbodktmdmmf garosdkdkksdkfm hnrosoofnnooooooooow rnfjornjononinononono ewwwnejrjgkfks fuckisndhdb eitjtngn 😭😭😭😭😭😭”
…Oh.
Took Four out for a evening swim and a check over at the reef. Went for a paddle and had some absolutely gorgeous visitors come to say hello 🦈
Don’t think I’ll ever not be in awe of these beautiful big creatures 🥹
Swimming… with…. Sharks, Gordon?
@zero-xlent are you aware of this?
Don’t worry Casey, I’m aware.
Gordon is an incredibly responsible swimmer and sharks aren’t as dangerous as we think. Or that’s what they tell me to repeat to myself.
Gordon, what’s the most “Jeff Tracy” thing you’ve ever caught yourself doing?
Oh no. Hate this question. Deeply offensive. Ten out of ten. How dare you suggest I’m anything like fifty percent of my DNA 🤨
There’s lot of little things…
But saying, “We’re not done yet,” in a voice that made six board members and an entire portion of the finance team immediately sit up straighter, is up there.
Awful. Horrifying. I apologised so many times and bought everyone on the finance team donuts and dinner to try and make up for it, with a card that said Sorry I Became My Father. Apparently what was written on it was hilarious and they still have it pinned on the wall with the little toy squid I gave them. Anyway. Still mooching up to them for it 🙂↕️
We were testing a flood-response drone system for coastal communities. Great idea, sound theory. Unfortunately, as happens unless you are actually Brains, the prototype had the survival instincts of wet cardboard. It failed in the tank. Failed in the simulator. Failed in field conditions. Failed so dramatically once that it bumped into a pier and just sort of… gave up 😩
Mood, honestly.
And the finance board were less than enthused, and the board were throwing around the good ol’ corporate slang about viabilities and long term scalability and margin projections.
(I was eating red hot Cheetos out a mug at that point, I’m not sure what else was said, I don’t so well in several hours long finance meetings, especially when they’re trying to kill my pet projects 🙂↔️)
(But I am also a fiscally responsible grown adult and realise a successful business needs to be financially viable and this is why we love the finance team because otherwise we’d be in trouble. We being me. This is also why I’ll never be in actual management but that’s a tangent for another day)
Anyway, too long, don’t read; I got a bit annoyed.
Because there was a right answer in there, and I could see it, and once I can see it I become, apparently, deeply annoying. Coupled with that annoying moral backbone that makes you deeply inconvenient in a meeting with people in suits who have never actually done the thing you’re trying to do.
This was about something that could potentially save hundreds of lives over and over, and would have really benefited the most deprived communities who didn’t have access to tech to help already. Prime Tracy Industries ground to cover. Like the majority of the portfolio I look after, it’s third sector work and it’s deeply important to us, to the TI ethos, but I suspect to the board who like profits, a bit of a pain in the ass at times. CEO not included, of course 🫶🏻
And it was beyond frustrating to me that we were equating lives with money, especially given that this was just the prototype. It felt like giving up at the first challenge and that really irritates me. That’s dangerously Dad-coded.
So I licked my Cheeto-y fingers and downed my root beer in one, and got up to speak. I’m standing there like, no, actually, we are going to do the right thing and we are going to do it properly, and you aren’t killing this at the first hurdle, and one of the board members starts arguing back with me and… yeah. That’s when it came out.
The whole room went very quiet and again, too long, don’t read, it’s a very successful project now that we’ve got fifteen sites for 🙂↔️
Anywayyyyy… I think that’s the most Jeff Tracy thing in me. Not arrogance, not ego. Just this bone-deep refusal to accept an obstacle as permanent until I’ve personally offended it from every possible angle. Dad doesn’t believe in things because they’re easy; he has this maddening, immovable faith that impossible is not impossible.
And that’s the biggest thing Dad gave us, I think. Not the money. Not the machines (although I am eternally grateful to him and @brains-ir for my baby girl). He gave us this deep rooted belief that if you can help, you should. If something matters, if it’s important to you, then you throw your weight behind it and prove your point and get the thing done regardless of the noise round about you. You stand there and refuse to let the world stay broken in that particular way, and you give it your all and you damn well care about it.
And it’s what got him where he is and why people trust him. It’s why people believe in us, in International Rescue. It’s the Tracy magic ✨
It’s annoying at times though. It ruins your sleep. It makes you care about things that would be much easier not to care about.
Gordon please come get your father he’s currently sobbing into the kitchen table
Oh jeez, Dad 🥺 Didn’t mean to do that. Coming, coming as fast as I can.
A Thursday Mantra
We do not bite people.
We do not bite people because we can discuss our differences of opinion in a civilised way
We do not bite people even if they have persistently ignored advice and refused to follow simple instructions and we end up clearing up their mess again
We do not bite people because we are not unhinged animals at the end of our tether
We do not bite people because they probably taste nasty and have diseases and we don’t want extra shots
We do not bite people because we don’t want to have another conversation with the lawyers
We do not bite people even if they really deserve it
Your old man bit a guy back in aaaah must’a been summer ‘26… just before we went up to Alfie. Good times.
And I’ll do it again! We both know he deserved it.
I’m not nearly as bad as @spectrum-id-col-white though…
@spectrum-id-col-white only bites in defense of others...and when teacakes are on the line. Nothing wrong with that.
Now maybe 😏 there were no teacakes involved with that MP…
Honestly sonny we’ve got to meet up sometime, the stories I could tell ya about the Colonel’s youth!
Was there a need to defend someone from the mp?
I suspect I have some stories you would like to hear too.
Not directly but to be fair to Charlie, the guy was insufferable and we were still firmly in the raptor phase.
Oh, I’d be all ears, Captain. And as I know the boys have said, you’re always welcome at Tracy Island.
A Thursday Mantra
We do not bite people.
We do not bite people because we can discuss our differences of opinion in a civilised way
We do not bite people even if they have persistently ignored advice and refused to follow simple instructions and we end up clearing up their mess again
We do not bite people because we are not unhinged animals at the end of our tether
We do not bite people because they probably taste nasty and have diseases and we don’t want extra shots
We do not bite people because we don’t want to have another conversation with the lawyers
We do not bite people even if they really deserve it
Your old man bit a guy back in aaaah must’a been summer ‘26… just before we went up to Alfie. Good times.
And I’ll do it again! We both know he deserved it.
I’m not nearly as bad as @spectrum-id-col-white though…
@spectrum-id-col-white only bites in defense of others...and when teacakes are on the line. Nothing wrong with that.
Now maybe 😏 there were no teacakes involved with that MP…
Honestly sonny we’ve got to meet up sometime, the stories I could tell ya about the Colonel’s youth!
A Thursday Mantra
We do not bite people.
We do not bite people because we can discuss our differences of opinion in a civilised way
We do not bite people even if they have persistently ignored advice and refused to follow simple instructions and we end up clearing up their mess again
We do not bite people because we are not unhinged animals at the end of our tether
We do not bite people because they probably taste nasty and have diseases and we don’t want extra shots
We do not bite people because we don’t want to have another conversation with the lawyers
We do not bite people even if they really deserve it
Your old man bit a guy back in aaaah must’a been summer ‘26… just before we went up to Alfie. Good times.
And I’ll do it again! We both know he deserved it.
I’m not nearly as bad as @spectrum-id-col-white though…
…
Y’know this is explains a whole lot.
I have terrible role models
Don’t you worry, son, it was a one-time thing 😌
For now
A Thursday Mantra
We do not bite people.
We do not bite people because we can discuss our differences of opinion in a civilised way
We do not bite people even if they have persistently ignored advice and refused to follow simple instructions and we end up clearing up their mess again
We do not bite people because we are not unhinged animals at the end of our tether
We do not bite people because they probably taste nasty and have diseases and we don’t want extra shots
We do not bite people because we don’t want to have another conversation with the lawyers
We do not bite people even if they really deserve it
Your old man bit a guy back in aaaah must’a been summer ‘26… just before we went up to Alfie. Good times.
And I’ll do it again! We both know he deserved it.
I’m not nearly as bad as @spectrum-id-col-white though…
I doubt it’s an insinuation. Just commenting that perhaps letting a non-street-smart teenager out so freely could leave him vulnerable and who knows what might happen to him. Oh dear.
Yeah that wasn’t even hard to figure out, pal. You really have yourself away with the last comment. Like my eldest said, Alan is a perfectly capable young man and not only does he have his brother with him, but an entire support network around him.
And let it be known that if anyone tries to hurt a hair on my babies’ heads, I will hunt them to the ends of the god damn solar system.
Besides, you don’t think we have plenty of safety measures?
Alan's kind of an idiot but he isn't that stupid, he knows how to cross the street and not to go off with strangers. He's 18 not 8.
Exactly, Squirt, Alan is far more responsible than people give him credit for.
I'm just wondering how ThunderDaddy’s wife ever managed to stay focused.
I'd be useless. sorry, I got distracted because you rolled your sleeves up.
Five sons?? Ma'am.
I understand.
I am looking respectfully... but I understand.
I bet their post-space mission reunion was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
We too do not understand the level of self control Mrs ThunderDaddy must have possessed 🫡 ⛓️💥
But they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder… amongst other things 🤭🥵🔥 Five babies is not amateur work!
I cannot even try to get my head around most of this without wanting to dissolve myself in acid but one thing I absolutely will not tolerate is anyone referring to my mother as if her whole existence could be narrowed to being Dad’s wife.
Mrs ThunderDaddy 😡😡😡
There was so much more to Mom than being our Mom and Dad’s wife. She was a incredible, smart, strong, brave and loving human in her own right, long before she ever met anyone with the name Tracy and I’ll thank you to grant her memory the respect she deserves.
And the idea that they, or anyone, would only have a lot of kids because they couldn’t keep their hands off each other and were careless… like we were all just byproducts of the kinda loveless lust y’all aspire to?? Maybe they WANTED a big family. Maybe they wanted us all, huh? Maybe there’s more to love and lifelong partnership and making a family than just drooling over a guy’s arms or whatever? Ugh! What is wrong with the world 😡😭😖
You’re absolutely god damn right, son. Lucy was the most brilliant woman to walk the face of this world, the fact they want to just brush aside all of HER accomplishments is more than insulting.
Don’t let ‘em get in your head, Scott. We wanted each and every one of you boys, and the braindead idiots behind these kinda posts wouldn’t recognise what love is if it smacked ‘em across the face at Mach 5.
As for you, @thunderthirstbot, I’m gonna say this once so you better damn listen well because I want all the lowlifes in those servers to know.
Never. Mention. Lucille.
Not under any gross nickname you give, not even insinuating. You don’t deserve to think about her, don’t deserve to utter her name in anything other than respect and admiration for everything she achieved in her amazing career.
She was the best woman I ever had the privilege to know. Intelligent, bright, sharp, funny, loving, so utterly passionate about her work. And you, YOU lot just want to drag her down to your level because y’all KNOW she achieved more, contributed more to humanity in her lifetime than your entire bloodlines.
y’all are worth less than the ground she walked on.
Now unless you want a real legal headache, shut your fucking mouths.
I doubt it’s an insinuation. Just commenting that perhaps letting a non-street-smart teenager out so freely could leave him vulnerable and who knows what might happen to him. Oh dear.
Yeah that wasn’t even hard to figure out, pal. You really have yourself away with the last comment. Like my eldest said, Alan is a perfectly capable young man and not only does he have his brother with him, but an entire support network around him.
And let it be known that if anyone tries to hurt a hair on my babies’ heads, I will hunt them to the ends of the god damn solar system.
Besides, you don’t think we have plenty of safety measures?
brains implemented tech from John's undercover suit into my clothes! The sides of my sunglasses have lasers! :DD
Well ain’t that something, kiddo. Just don’t go telling about all of them, you need to make sure you keep people guessing, okay?
You and Gordon having a good time? I saw you’re headed into Kansas, anything fun planned?
Yea, Gordon's taking me to an old school rodeo, actually! Gonna be fun to be around horses again, maybe even ride one.
(We're stopping by to see Mom as well. We decided it was. Important)
You are?
…
Could you boys take her some flowers for me, and tell her I’ll come visit soon?
It’s been too long.
Yeah, of course we can, Dad. We'll let her know.
Thank you, Alan, thank you.
Got ya covered, old man.
We’re grabbing dinner and taking it up there for sunset. Y’know, it’s really pretty that time of night. And it gives Al loads of time to tell her all his college chat.
They’re beautiful, Gordon, she’ll love them.
Perfect, she’d want to be kept in the loop.
I doubt it’s an insinuation. Just commenting that perhaps letting a non-street-smart teenager out so freely could leave him vulnerable and who knows what might happen to him. Oh dear.
Yeah that wasn’t even hard to figure out, pal. You really have yourself away with the last comment. Like my eldest said, Alan is a perfectly capable young man and not only does he have his brother with him, but an entire support network around him.
And let it be known that if anyone tries to hurt a hair on my babies’ heads, I will hunt them to the ends of the god damn solar system.
Besides, you don’t think we have plenty of safety measures?
brains implemented tech from John's undercover suit into my clothes! The sides of my sunglasses have lasers! :DD
Well ain’t that something, kiddo. Just don’t go telling about all of them, you need to make sure you keep people guessing, okay?
You and Gordon having a good time? I saw you’re headed into Kansas, anything fun planned?
Yea, Gordon's taking me to an old school rodeo, actually! Gonna be fun to be around horses again, maybe even ride one.
(We're stopping by to see Mom as well. We decided it was. Important)
You are?
…
Could you boys take her some flowers for me, and tell her I’ll come visit soon?
It’s been too long.
Yeah, of course we can, Dad. We'll let her know.
Thank you, Alan, thank you.
I doubt it’s an insinuation. Just commenting that perhaps letting a non-street-smart teenager out so freely could leave him vulnerable and who knows what might happen to him. Oh dear.
Yeah that wasn’t even hard to figure out, pal. You really have yourself away with the last comment. Like my eldest said, Alan is a perfectly capable young man and not only does he have his brother with him, but an entire support network around him.
And let it be known that if anyone tries to hurt a hair on my babies’ heads, I will hunt them to the ends of the god damn solar system.
Besides, you don’t think we have plenty of safety measures?
brains implemented tech from John's undercover suit into my clothes! The sides of my sunglasses have lasers! :DD
Well ain’t that something, kiddo. Just don’t go telling about all of them, you need to make sure you keep people guessing, okay?
You and Gordon having a good time? I saw you’re headed into Kansas, anything fun planned?
Yea, Gordon's taking me to an old school rodeo, actually! Gonna be fun to be around horses again, maybe even ride one.
(We're stopping by to see Mom as well. We decided it was. Important)
You are?
…
Could you boys take her some flowers for me, and tell her I’ll come visit soon?
It’s been too long.
I doubt it’s an insinuation. Just commenting that perhaps letting a non-street-smart teenager out so freely could leave him vulnerable and who knows what might happen to him. Oh dear.
Yeah that wasn’t even hard to figure out, pal. You really have yourself away with the last comment. Like my eldest said, Alan is a perfectly capable young man and not only does he have his brother with him, but an entire support network around him.
And let it be known that if anyone tries to hurt a hair on my babies’ heads, I will hunt them to the ends of the god damn solar system.
Besides, you don’t think we have plenty of safety measures?
brains implemented tech from John's undercover suit into my clothes! The sides of my sunglasses have lasers! :DD
Well ain’t that something, kiddo. Just don’t go telling about all of them, you need to make sure you keep people guessing, okay?
You and Gordon having a good time? I saw you’re headed into Kansas, anything fun planned?
I doubt it’s an insinuation. Just commenting that perhaps letting a non-street-smart teenager out so freely could leave him vulnerable and who knows what might happen to him. Oh dear.
Yeah that wasn’t even hard to figure out, pal. You really have yourself away with the last comment. Like my eldest said, Alan is a perfectly capable young man and not only does he have his brother with him, but an entire support network around him.
And let it be known that if anyone tries to hurt a hair on my babies’ heads, I will hunt them to the ends of the god damn solar system.
Besides, you don’t think we have plenty of safety measures?