I would love to dance with you, if I knew how @speculative-tuna-sandiwch - Tumblr Blog

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

uh oohhh forgot to wipe down the cutting board from last night before cutting up strawberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries #onionberries

skronklpus

What are you ordering ?

killhitleragain

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

bartmobile

because it is only one little cubie

mysharona1987

sniperct

slcpunkmoved

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

longhorned

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

a class on what

📢 GAY COWBOY BONDAGE

no u fucken dont

fan art for this mythical post

sealsdaily

Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

limulid-labs

Doglet/Fish Cups

(For Sale)

tomfoolerytotality

Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

stevishabitat

bogleech

Hot tip for designing creatures, maybe even designing cooler robots and weapons: some arthropods have multiple grabbing mechanisms on the same appendage; almost every segment of this vinegarone's palps has another gripping adaptation!

Notice the entire end pincer (topmost circle) can pinch against the spike below it (next circle down), that's a double claw on one arm! Then there's a bonus spike one segment down, and then the innermost segments form a set of opposing "grinders"