I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.
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I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.
this thumbnail is making me emotiona; oauuuh
''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.
fucking the everything bagel for everything
everything? including war?
fucking the war bagel for war
yes... yes! the condor is out!
condor 1215 (tag yellow 15) being released back into pinnacles national from (as far as i can tell) a checkup. she is 3 years old and was wild born to 589 & 569 ("phoebe the forager"). [1]
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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.
whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames
Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6
but only once.
Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there
ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
do you guys think a shark has ever eaten an ant
yeah one ant couldve crawled on the ceiling at an aquarium and tripped and falled and landed in the big tank full of big ass fish and coincidentally drifted right into the open mouth of a shark just swimming because sharks need to keep moving with their mouths open to breathe or else they’ll die and float belly up at the aquarium and make little kids cry because they think someone just murdered baby shark I think its at least plasable
do you think a shark would like the taste of ants if it could eat enough of them in one bite to taste them
no i dont like the taste when i eat them i dont think they would like the taste if they ate them its probably for real like poison to them idk.
okay
Oh big rectangular slab of ice, we're really in it now.
they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen
can you lez the fuck in
I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"