[wizardarchetypes]

the most fun part of writing poetry is writing it. the least fun part is once it's written and it's the worst thing anyones ever written. the second most fun part is 2 years later when it turns out actually it aint so bad babeyyyy

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[assimilation-failure]

girl wooga is hiring

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

"there are no jobs" wooga literally wants you to woog. for money.

[ciborgueamaral]

Cross-legged chair by Luiz Philippe Carneiro de Mendonça spotted at a Street antique market at Rio de Janeiro

[deramin2]

I didn’t know it was possible for a chair to be bisexual, but there are more truths out there in the world than I can ever know.

[ubebaebie]

My fav cute little astarion hc thats borderline canon is that dude is MESSYYY. Blood spills everywhere, 500 pillows, his nasty little vampire baby blanket… Oh my kleptomaniac recovering from trauma and regaining a sense of belonging elf ur such a cutie pookiebear even though ur tent is a tripping hazard

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[soulspark]

[acerby]

[charl0ttan]

is it good if this is the best praise you could have used for your movie commercial

[shrimpbackshin]

[litsenn]

"Well, this is nice. A little much, maybe, but I see what she was going for."

[segamascott]

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[poodleshrapnel]

Doing that bbc sherlock alcoholic shit to my drawing tablet

[fairycosmos]

hey man i noticed you were locked outside of your own life and you haven’t been able to get back in

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[wolfertinger666]

"callout post on-"

me: