Shoo! Shoo! Get outta 'ere!

Hi! Message me sometime! I'll make sure to get back to you!

[speedbump618bitches]

[ao3commentoftheday]

hate the fact that "kill yourself" is the hip, cool way to tell someone to fuck off. hate that people took the concept of telling another human being to end their own life and abbreviated it down to kys so they don't have to grapple with the horror of what they're actually saying

let's go back to ridiculous and harmless phrases that observers can maybe get a sensible chuckle out of instead

make like a tree and leaf

make like the wind and blow

put an egg in your shoe and beat it

treat your mouth like a door and shut it

[abstractsplat]

[effemimaniac]

"sorry that probably doesn't make much sense" <- for perfectly intelligible & logical statements relevant to the present conversation

"you get what I mean." <- for unparsable non sequiturs

[reginaldqueribundus]

[plentyelegant]

Concept: Viktor and Klaus both coming out as Not Fuckin' Cis by Viktor saying that he doesn't use she/her pronouns anymore and Klaus responding by asking if he can have them and Viktor confusedly says "sure"

[akeleegirl-deactivated20250610]

what if it all works out. HOW ABOUT THAT HUH

[hyah-through-hyrule]

Obsessed with this

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[carpisuns-archive]

friendly reminder for things you might have forgotten!

clothes in the washer

dinner in the oven

unanswered email/text/call

meat that needs to defrost

plants that need to be watered

garbage day

upcoming birthday or anniversary

the alamo

[destructions-daughter]

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

[normal-horoscopes]

[writers-hq]

[aquestionofcharacter]

Me writing at age 15: what IF the story was about people KIDNAPPING teenagers and CRUELLY EXPERIMENTING on them and I had a NINE YEAR OLD accidentally KILL A MAN with unharnessed DEADLY PSYCHIC ENERGY

Me writing at age 25: what if a vampire was just a really good dad to his loving family and my characters had a whole conversation with a faerie about human music genres

[byjove]

Biblical…..

[somecallmejohn]

Just watched Turning Red and supportive dark haired dad of few words that cooks has to be my favorite gender

[furiosa-femininst]

Remember that funny scene in Big Hero 6 when Baymax falsely diagnosed Hiro with puberty and started trying to go over what symptoms he would go through (including where he was gonna grow hair and was cut off by Hiro right before he was about to mention pubic hair).

Nobody batted an eye at that.

But Turning Red bringing up periods and *GASP* SHOWING PADS ON SCREEN????

How DARE puberty be mentioned in a kids movie when it’s about girls