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nobody really drops anvils that make people have funny birds and stars spin around their head anymore… they should do start doing that again

paperandpencilsandskips

So true, btw can you stand on this x over here? I think there’s buried treasure under there

compyuter

treasure? YIPPEE!!! (starts digging!!!!!)

paperandpencilsandskips

THOUSAND ENERGY BEAMS ATTACK

compyuter

what-even-is-thiss

I love this genre of tumblr posts that’s basically the online equivalent of playing power rangers on the playground

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

thisbibliomaniac

Gatekeeping is so good and important

msburgundy

kirkendauhl-v2

What's she saying in the photo

thisbibliomaniac

helpmepleaseicantfindaname

fiollaigean

write-on-world

for-the-freaks-and-geeks

psychicequalizer-deactivated202

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

piratewithvigor

loulooser

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

spinostarz

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

loulooser

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

jarsjam

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

itisiives

ilovedirt

beyondthisdarkhouse

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

eveotg

Burn-in memory

dhulfaqar

Friends come and go. Relationships end. That edgy character you latched onto at age 12 is forever

your-favourite-prince-charming

loyal knight i have a quest for you. you must capture the two intruders (bugs) and escort them to the premises (take them outside)

fibro-memes

prophetic-writer

I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it

hellsquills

Writing Tip

Neither do i

eviliens

Unreliable everyone

bark-barkley

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

softwetmoss

And also occasionally by pufferfish

kaijuno

kittykattaffy

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

kaijuno

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

jabberwockypie

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

jabberwockypie

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

silveryoasis

Lmao! That last line! 😂

thotsoflore

Keep this in mind if you recently started having sex again after vaginoplasty. It's a super important habit to get into. Especially if you weren't super careful about it preop.