Mediocre Jokes

Jokes that died three weeks ago

[lugubriou-s]

[mori-sempai]

[lugubriou-s]

[mori-sempai]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

It just started working again! This is the best day ever!

[matka--boska]

people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

[matka--boska]

safer (you not gonna die horrid death so easy), not so cursed but still ominous, you are alone bc you are in a tower but you can do groceries no problem, just chilling above everything else

[matka--boska]

and look at those beauties!! (from Poland <3)

[alchemist-jijo]

as an american i was very confused by this post until i got to the images because our water towers look like this, which, as you can imagine, is a completey unsexy place to live

[speedosuckboy]

[crawfishcomic]

Genie

[dorothylarouge]

[mozadoodle]

Gijinka Tom and Jerry

Just watched "Tom and Jerry Singapore", I kinda like that artstyle :)

トムとジェリーとチャンギ空港

[emfrots]

im on a quest to jerk off to every word in the dictionary. im almost through the B's already

[emfrots]

why, you still jacking off to concepts? nah bud already done that. i've collected and subsequently exhausted the erotic potential of every kink known to woman and some that haven't even been invented yet. i can't get it up for situations any more. i'm resorted to stroking my shit to pure lexicological units qnd ive discovered true ecstasy. im out here getting rimmed by my mother tongue while the rest of you dorks are still trapped in plato's goon cave

[afloweroutofstone]

“Permanently Changed,” Alex Krokus

[pocketss]

widehead

[adamtotscomix]

[nyctosaurid]

did it work

[tenochre]

too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

[oneheadtoanother]

[tlirsgender]

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

[tlirsgender]

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

[sqbr]

Them: So you're saying its bad and I shouldn't watch it?

Me: I mean depends on your tolerance for this type of racism, but like I said it's my favourite show, it def has some great parts if you're up for it.

Them: Oh so it's not racist.

Me: It absolutely is.

Them: So you're saying racism is ok??

Me: No.

[mikkeneko]

[kaijuno]

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]