Diabolus Writes

I write DC comics fiction & I’m a die-hard Roy Harper, Jason Todd, Ra’s Al Ghul & Klarion boy I’m 21+ My content does not include lewd but themes are still very mature

[speedyarrows]

This is a part of the intro to a solo I wrote where Dick tells Jason that Roy is back from the dead and it does not go over well with Jason that Roy didn’t trust him as much as Dick.

It is very loosely based on canon events. I put my own spin on it and made it extra angsty because JayRoy is life. I’ll post the full solo if more than 3 people seem captivated 🫠

This is not authorized to repost without crediting to me ( My writer tag is Diabolus ) be respectful and don’t steal people’s work!

I might turn it into a fic and post on AO3 if I find the energy to add more.

(Also heey my first ever tumblr post! I always just lurk on this app so go easy on me for not quite knowing how to use tumblr)

[sloanslone]

Trick or treat 🥺

You get...a Hermes and a moly that he's offering!

[my-name-is-apollo]

Hoping that Blood Of Zeus will give us some quality Apollo - Hermes bro moments

[incorrectbatfam]

Someone says Jason's voice sounds like Dean Winchester and he skips town that night

[incorrectbatfam]

Someone says Jason's voice sounds like Dean Winchester and he skips town that night

[speedyarrows]

Dick: “What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done, Little Wing?”

Jason: “It’s bold of you to assume I’ve peaked.”

[gothamite-rambler]

Headcanon Jason Todd is versed in like five different languages because he travels so much and he surprises his brothers and sister by that:

Jason, on the phone: Zasranets, ya skazal, v magazine na uglu! (Asshole, I said, at the corner store!)

Dick: Um, who are you-

Jason, still on the phone: Ryadom s gastronomom, a ne s Makdonal'dsom, u tebya yest' desyat' minut! (Near the grocery store, not McDonald's, you have ten minutes!)

Jason hangs up the phone.

Jason: Okay, we got ten minutes. Also can you not talk while I'm on the phone next time.

Dick Grayson: You... You speak Russian?

Jason: I learned it a few years ago.

Dick Grayson: What do you use it for?

Jason: To meet ... Friends from a far. So when three men enter this store, it's for totally legal reasons.

Dick Grayson: For my sake and yours, I'll pretend that's true.

...

Tim: Jason, Jason! I need to talk to you!

Jason, groaning: Anong gusto mo?!

Tim: Did you speak... Was that Filipino?

Jason: Shit my brain got confused for a second, I was talking to some... Friends about a... Meeting in a week and it's hard to switch back to English. Teaching yourself Filipino ain't easy, am I right? I asked you 'what do you want?'

Tim: I completely forgot, I'm low-key impressed.

...

Damien: Hallo, Todd hast du den neuen Film gesehen? (Hello Todd have you seen the new movie?)

Jason: Ja. (Yes)

Damien: War es gut? (Was it good?)

Jason: Mittelmäßig, das Ende zog sich hin. (Mediocre, the end dragged on.)

Damien nods and walks off.

Barbara: When did either of you learn German?

Jason: I learned it to travel to Germany to meet with a crime boss and shoot him in the brain. This was before I got better, not like last week or anything. Then I taught Damien.

Barbara: Oh, cool. I admire your honesty to me.

Jason: Yeah I respect you enough not to lie. That and you scare me.

Barbara: Habe es immer noch verstanden. (Still got it.)

[speedyarrows]

Roy, walking in with Lian and Jason close behind: “Sorry we’re late. We had to wait out a terrible tantrum.”

Dick: “That’s okay. ‘Terrible teens’, am I right?”

Jason: “Oh no… it was me. It was my tantrum… Anyways, I’m fine now.”

Lian: “You’re thinking of terrible twos, Uncle Dick.”

Roy: “You’re both wrong. This is terrible twenties.”

[strange-birb]

j u s t g o n n a s t a n d t h e r e a n d w a t c h

m e B U R N ?

[ditzybat]

How does Jason not have body dysmorphia? I mean, when he died he was a 4’6 and barely 100 pounds, and then the Lazarus pit gave him a crazy transformation of an added 18 inches of height and additional 130-ish pounds. Like how does he not feel like a stranger in his own skin? I was just thinking earlier how Jason really would relate to Metamorphosis by Franz Kafta with the way that he probably didn’t recognize himself in the mirror after waking up from the pits, along with the onslaught of negative emotions flooding his head - feeling like a monster just like Gregor Samsa had - anyway this has been stuck in my head and needed to get out.

[speedyarrows]

You can’t convince me this isn’t an accurate representation of Jason’s return to Gotham and first reuniting with Bruce

[24hrsoda]

imagining Ra’s showing up in Gotham and all of the Robins are actively trying to take him down and questioning what he’s doing in Gotham, what evil scheme he has planned this time, what mess he’s trying to pull Batman in to, etc

And he like “I’m just here for my weekly game of chess with your father.”

[24hrsoda]

Ra’s and Bruce besties era when…….

[speedyarrows]

They literally already ARE WDYM

[frownyalfred]

Your recent posts about Ra's obsession with Bruce reminded me of the fact that he literally kissed him in batman beyond 😭

he is OBSESSED with Bruce. Talia was only ever a cover for how absolutely down bad he is. and he's been down bad ever since he met Bruce and started training him.

[bite-ology]

@24hrsoda DID YOU KNOW THIS??? 😭

[24hrsoda]

I beg of you please read Batman: The Knight

[speedyarrows]

I’ve finally found my people

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: NOTICE: due to a lack of cicadas so far this summer, I will climb the trees and scream in their absence.

Duke: You think you could replace them? You really think you would sound half as good?

Damian: How dare you stand where he once stood.

[incorrectbatfam]

❌ The batkids tearing apart the Manor the moment Bruce and Alfred are gone

✅ Dick putting the rooms on Airbnb

✅ Harper auctioning autographed bat-merch

✅ Jason listing the Batmobile as a rental car

✅ Cass holding dance classes in the ballroom

✅ Duke renting out the Batcave as a party room

✅ Steph opening a drive-thru at the kitchen window

✅ Damian starting a doggy daycare in the yard

✅ Barbara giving historical tours

✅ Tim selling popcorn in the home theater

✅ Profit

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: My brothers are just driving me crazy!

Roy: You should try spending an hour with my dad sometime.