the speediest bottle cap the world has ever seen

hello, I like sandwiches

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least)

[tieflingkisser]

[speedybottlecap]

thanks for spreading this to tumblr

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha

[speedybottlecap]

@satan-offical

[3eyezmug]

Can we have any hints for the new song in EP 3.. please stone chan I'm begging you..

I would be stone kun not chan im a boy lol

All ill say about the song is good luck to people making covers its deffinetly a tounge twister lol!

[speedybottlecap]

I'm a will wood fan tongue twisters are nothing to me

[speedybottlecap]

What is a "radqueer"

I've seen both proshippers and antishippers talking both positively and negatively about "radqueers" but I don't know what the term "radqueer" means. Can someone fill me in?

[olivertheb1rd]

Human designs of leafy and the evil leafy

[speedybottlecap]

I don't think that that Evil leafy "human design" looks like a "human"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

!!!

reblog if you were there for beta

[speedybottlecap]

I didn't use it as often when it was in beta than I do now but I still used it

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

this and also what someone ships is no one’s business but their own. if they’re not harming anybody in real life, then their fantasy and comfort are literally none of your business.

*what’s not normal is broadcasting your own medical history and personal, sensitive information to the internet. like what happened to valuing and protecting your own privacy??? and why is it always tiktok???? 😭

[speedybottlecap]

I have a feeling that the person who commented that doesn't have all of those disorders/disabilities and just thinks that they can use the experiences of other people to try to convince others to believe in their ideologies also I'm autistic but I still yumeship

[the-world-go-crazy2025]

in an official document released by trump.

[furkitty]

yo so this is terrifying! let this be a reminder that if yall know me irl, I was never trans. I have always been a dude.

[strawberry-offical]

im not trans but im spreading this everywhere

this is fucking insane.

[jesus-vegetable-offical]

Hey so tbjs is not getting enough reblogs

Trans people please stay safe I love you

[castironwaffleiron]

what the actual fuck

@isuggestrevolution

[holy-roman-empire-official]

Una matina mi sono alzato

E ho trovato l'invasor.

Woke up one morning, and there were soldiers

The invasion had begun.

[laciffo-natas]

I'm sorry wait what the FUCK

[speedybottlecap]

and I thought that shit was bad enough in the UK, Trump really is the Hitler of our time

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

you do know that in an other univers fictional characters are real and whenever you write bad thing those things happen for real in a otherunivers. read up on the multiverse theory if you don't belive me but it's real. every bad thing in this reality is because a person in an other reality is writing about it and therefore creatinh it in our univirse!

ok good that means my ship is real and canon somewhere too ❤️

I can finally make them have gay sex for real

[speedybottlecap]

+ if there are infinite universes then it's already guaranteed to happen, just like every other possible timeline

[roarrzilla]

[ospreyonthemoon]

Pick up trash in someone’s garden

[big-condiments-official]

go deliver mail

[socialjusticeace]

work a restaurant shift

[zippy-zaparoni]

die from a terminal illness

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

collect branches

[feral-bird-enjoyer-deactivated2]

look at pngs

[tom-is-online]

babysit a 12 year old

[smalam01]

roll dice and do poses

[freezedom]

fight with a bunch of bugs

[b1gg3stb1gack]

Cookies fighting and running

[panfandomgoblin]

undead lamb fights god

[alternas-navigation-system]

squirt ink at people until they die

[flowersdontgrowl]

tap notes to song

[babylon-butterfly]

Turtles fighting a lot

[whatonearthisgoingon]

watch the robots.

[this-fox-steals-rocks]

run errands for girl who hates you

[toastghost85]

woman victimized by STEM

[mxsshxvon]

Small child wonders what’s at the bottom of a well and dies trying to find out

[eating-the-sand]

drive unsafely

[crunchy-bisquit]

be small

[ghostly-starship]

Futuristic fight

[radioactive-bread-offical]

inhale people

[goldenbunny30]

Be a wolf. On mobile only(I think)

[s33k-gung1rl]

hungry bunny

[bunny-slippers-offical]

Take a ton of elevators

[man-offical]

cowboy ok? YEEHAW

[evil-man-offical]

Roll dice and do math

[halogen-insertlastparthere]

fish but scary

[princeofthedark]

Three mentally ill queer teenagers

[lynxexists980]

avoid school project

or investigate some girl’s cousin’s missing person case

[possumsus]

Listen to static from space and succumb to the paranoia

[evil--tommy]

walk in big cave and fight skelotons

[satan-offical]

it’s really dark in here and there’s a goat

[speedybottlecap]

kill some bugs, and eventually a moth

[laciffo-natas]

Everyone fucking boo him

[speedybottlecap]

@satan-offical when his guy dies can you send him to super hell

[speedybottlecap]

Miku and Teto just got married on my tomadatchi life island

[speedybottlecap]

Miku and Teto Got together on my Tomadatchi life island LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[satan-offical]

Becoming an ao3 author means my life is about to get way more interesting

[satan-offical]

I got glasses

That's it

[speedybottlecap]

they said right as drunk Agore came driving round the corner

[satan-offical]

Don't you have a human heart?

[speedybottlecap]

no, no I don't I'm going to die in 5 seconds now okay byydvcstry8noikl bvcgxdtr6ygioniuoibtuvyjkuoji;jhgbftfyuohji

[satan-offical]

According to some people my handwriting is "absolutely horrible and UNREADABLE"

So here I wrote "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" for you to judge my handwriting

It's not bad

[eflower8]

How is that a q???

[satan-offical]

It's clearly a Q

[speedybottlecap]

I agree with satan