the speediest bottle cap the world has ever seen

hello, I like sandwiches

[selflofr]

i made this i guess

[speedybottlecap]

this image gets funnier the longer you look at it

[gwninja]

TADC FINALE SPOILERS

They had a good thing going on but

WHY WERE THEY RUNNING SO FAST SLOWDOWN

[speedybottlecap]

HEEEEEEEY MAAAAAAN

SLOW DOOOWN

SLOW DOOWN!!!

/lyr /ref

[satan-offical]

how to spell satan:

S for Spectrophotometrically

A for Agranulocytosis

T for Tachygraphically

A for Ant

N for Nanofabrication

[speedybottlecap]

It's like the quiz from mesmerizer but the other way around

[satan-offical]

alloooooonnnnneeeee, at the edge of the gooningverse, hawking a tuah

[satan-offical]

I'm sorry chat

[satan-offical]

Yo what the fuck past me

[speedybottlecap]

I don't care about the context, a Hawaii: Part II mention is a Hawaii: Part II mention

[satan-offical]

yo guys they did something too the likes I swear I'm not crazy

[satan-offical]

Exactly

[speedybottlecap]

how did you only just realise this

[asap-azriel]

y'all should I keep the Pink Floyd vinyl sealed or should I open it

[the-mtg-bbeg]

Keep it sealed

The music is mid anyway

[satan-offical]

Okay now hold on

[speedybottlecap]

Us And Them Is my 7th favorite song ever and seeing people hate on Pink Floyd is making me feel slightly offended

[satan-offical]

I can't wait to watch the TADC finale live on YouTube, like I understand how amazing it is that it's in cinemas but to me it just feels right, ending it where it started like a full circle moment

[bigbutterknife]

If you spoil it, that is going to be that last thing that you ever do.

[satan-offical]

I literally just said I'm watching it when it comes out on YouTube June 19th

[speedybottlecap]

bluebell cafe free wifi, consider yourself spoiled

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

That’s such a weird thing to say and a weird account. No proships and profic isn’t good to be, I can just imagine the level of fucked up brain you have and I wanna tell you it deserves jail and most of all hell, imagine if you get kids ? Ughh I feel sorry for them and it wouldn’t look good because everything you say and post here reflects YOU, you are somehow what you imagine and dedicate your posts about. What you write about, ew like imagine going into detail and SPENDING your time on that DELIBERATELY, how and why do you WANT that? Are you traumatised or just fucked up, I wlasys wondered if people are born fucked up. I won’t thank ao3, and there should be writer censorship and I will do everything in my power to make it reality. No one is acceptable to anyone’s fucked up fanfics, it’s the GENERAL taste of people ALL over the world so you can’t expect people to not come for y’all. Accounts like you don’t deserve to be anywhere near internet and I hope you live a miserable life like you put through and wish to do for your fictional characters.

man people like you are so unironically stupid that it’s entertaining. you can keep crying though I ain’t reading all that.

I’ll keep writing my dark fics and enjoying my favorite horror movies because 1. there’s nothing you can do to stop me 2. I’m mature enough to separate fiction from reality 3. I don’t harass others over fictional characters just to feel morally superior.

enjoy the attention you want xx

[speedybottlecap]

"enjoy the attention you want" is such a good line to use in response to idiots in your inbox

[nanibooze]

What is this ship called. Yi Yi???

[speedybottlecap]

Yi Squared

[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs (On web at least)

[tieflingkisser]

[speedybottlecap]

thanks for spreading this to tumblr

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I would fuckin ROCK a maid dress

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

10000 notes and I post a pic of me wearing a maid dress

[gus-offical]

@tagging-officals-offical

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I swear to god if I wake up tomorrow to 10000 comments

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Y'all have no chance unless Satan gets involved so y'all might as well give up hahaha

[speedybottlecap]

@satan-offical

[3eyezmug]

Can we have any hints for the new song in EP 3.. please stone chan I'm begging you..

I would be stone kun not chan im a boy lol

All ill say about the song is good luck to people making covers its deffinetly a tounge twister lol!

[speedybottlecap]

I'm a will wood fan tongue twisters are nothing to me

[speedybottlecap]

What is a "radqueer"

I've seen both proshippers and antishippers talking both positively and negatively about "radqueers" but I don't know what the term "radqueer" means. Can someone fill me in?

[olivertheb1rd]

Human designs of leafy and the evil leafy

[speedybottlecap]

I don't think that that Evil leafy "human design" looks like a "human"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

!!!

reblog if you were there for beta

[speedybottlecap]

I didn't use it as often when it was in beta than I do now but I still used it

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

this and also what someone ships is no one’s business but their own. if they’re not harming anybody in real life, then their fantasy and comfort are literally none of your business.

*what’s not normal is broadcasting your own medical history and personal, sensitive information to the internet. like what happened to valuing and protecting your own privacy??? and why is it always tiktok???? 😭

[speedybottlecap]

I have a feeling that the person who commented that doesn't have all of those disorders/disabilities and just thinks that they can use the experiences of other people to try to convince others to believe in their ideologies also I'm autistic but I still yumeship