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[thecollectibles]

Art by Rashedjrs

[intern-gershwin-palmer]

WARNING: new spidey movie has flashing lights and bright colours

The animation style (stunningly beautiful as it is) of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse has a lot of bright colours/fast movement/sudden flashing etc. often accompanied by discordant or ‘glitchy’ sound effects. This begins in the title screen without warning and occurs frequently during plot critical scenes.

The cinema I attended did not have a seizure warning for photosensitive viewers before the movie, so please take care of yourselves and each other, and share this information if you can.

[phoenixcollective]

psa: if you’re learning a language on Duolingo you can use it for your resumé on Linkedin, it now gives you a certificate of fluency at different levels depending on how advanced you are in your lessons

[misfitreindeer-deactivated20160]

please signal boost this, many people don’t realize how important being multilingual can be in regards to you getting a job

[1stfrom92]

How men should give head

[crushalot340]

Lmao

[kumonsta93]

That fact that I actually followed this and shit did wonders for me lmao

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

I will save this video. I already knew about the alphabet one but the peach one is new to me

[ntimatedsires-deactivated201706]

Awesomeness!!!

[soultaker74]

Yes men pay attention!

[trejay1]

Give credit, where credit is due. This is pretty dope 👅👅💦💦

[zaddy706-blog]

Take Advice from these 2 it’ll take u a long way

[rell-24-blog]

Itll Take You ah Long Way Fellas!!

[homebrewdtyrant]

Pauper Storm Brew

*EDIT: I forgot Grapeshot and Empty the Warrens were banned in Pauper, so… minor changes were needed….*

I’ve seen a good number of Storm decks running cantrips and rituals but I came across a new perspective to the archetype while doing some research. So with great pleasure I present to the meta: Spy Storm! 

First we need to establish the combo: 

We play Elusive Spellfist and Mirran Spy and cast Banishing Knack on it, giving it the ability to “tap: return target nonland permanent to its owners hand”. We then cast Spidersilk Net and tap the Mirran Spy to Knack the Net back to our hand. We cast the Net for 0, triggering the Spy’s ability to untap itself. We have now created an endless loop that we can cycle thru and accumulate a decent number of triggers for the Elusive Spellfist to get thru for a one hit KO.

Back-up/redundancy cards:

Creatures that also untap when we cast 0 costed artifacts. Nettle Drone lets us ping opponents for damage while we assemble the combo, tapping it to deal one damage to each opponent and then untapping itself when we cast a colorless spell to repeat the process and Zephyr Scribe gives up access to card filtering draws.

Some more 0 costed commons to sub in for Spidersilk Net.

And Retraction Helix to compliment the Banishing Knack. 

I’ve also thought of throwing in Artificer’s Assistant for deck filtering and Golem Foundry to amass an army if we can’t get an Elusive Spellfist out. 

Hopefully this deck inspires some of you to try something new and off meta. I came across this concept while researching “cheerios” decks for my Jodah Cheerios EDH deck tech but noticed all the combos were modern based with Puresteel Paladin and Sram. So I wanted to try something new and be sure to let me know what you think :) Jodah is on the way! It’s just taking time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

[suertepls]

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

10 bucks

[modernsuperhero]

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

15% discount for 3 or more

[honey-pot-hobbies]

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

[muse-meter]

How much is the doll?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

[chameleonwho-deactivated2020031]

How about this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

[ahotpeaceofshit]

Hey this chair looks cool, how much?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

[krystal-prisms]

How bout this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

[updatebug]

Can you even imagine being the poor alien sod responsible for auditing an earthling spaceship’s spending allowance? Like: 

“I see, and why do you require many tubes of white plant flavoured paste?” 

“Oh well, if we don’t rub that on our teeth twice daily the bacteria living in my mouth will begin to devour me teeth.” 

“…Noted.” 

“I have also noticed several large shipments of specific medications, and a variety of individually packaged absorbent material - however injury records do not show sufficient numbers to justify these recurrent deliveries.” 

“Ah, yeah, it’s not really an injury per say. As part of our natural reproductive cycle approximately half the population will shed the lining of one of their internal organs and expel it.”

“…that is the most horrifying thing that I have ever heard.”

“Yeah.”

“Does such a process not hurt?”

“That’l be what the medication’s for. Pain killers for the cramps, birth control to stop the process.” 

“…and your reasoning behind the fully functional, high-tech entertainment system?” 

“Okay, that we could probably do without. But in our defence that was actually insisted on as a standard feature of all fleet-ships expected to encounter Terrans. Admiral Plo’Kaght insisted on it. Something about bored humans and a an illegal betting ring featuring a cleaning robot with a knife strapped to it going up against a human with a mop?” 

“…I believe I should speak with my superiors.” 

[batzendrick-deactivated20230703]

I love how Stabby the Roomba has become such a consistent in-joke among these sorts of blogs.

[tumblunni]

Galactic hero stabby the roomba: his legend continues

[whynotfabulous]

Remember in 2012 when tumblr shut down for like an hour and everyone freaked the fuck out because “NOT OUR PRECIOUS TUMBLR!!!!” and now we’re all just

[kaiserghidorah]

Godzilla: *Fucks up a three headed lightning spitting storm making giant dragon from outer space*

Kong:

[yourplayersaidwhat]

We have a half wood elf in our group who is a hermit. He’s been away from society so long that he doesn’t know when to speak what language, so he rolls to see what language he speaks in every time he says anything.

Aasimar: So, what’s your name? Elf: *introduces self in druidic. rolls again. introduces self in elvish. rolls again. then elvish, then druidic, then elvish, then elvish, then druidic, then curses in druidic, then introduces self in elvish, then curses in elvish, curses in druidic, this goes on for a good couple of minutes before he finally rolls a language that my character speaks, it’s celestial* My name is Riley! Aasimar: …I’m not even going to question again how you learned celestial, I’m just glad I understood you. *turns to the hermit’s high elf friend* Is he ok???

Bonus: Elf: (OOC) How do you say YEET in Elvish?

[cursedcatimages]

[catchymemes]

[nitrateglow]

Atlantis would be a great candidate!

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[mllebabushkat]

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

[mtg-realm]

Magic: the Gathering - Mimic

I am finding this highly amusing when playing MTG with friends who also play D&D or Dark Souls :

Have your Skilled Animator target a treasure token, making it a 5/5 beater and then yell “MIMIC!”.

Core Set 2019, Skilled Animator illustrated by Jason A. Engle

[kitty]

[dividusyliaster]

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

[dividusyliaster]

D I S G U S T

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[retrogamingblog]

Kirby Cable Bite Figures released by Benelic