Strawberry Eater 🍓

[1-wonder-1]

Today, Kinger learned that some of Ringo's is wildly out of touch. Zooble stop being GROSS with your GIRLFRIEND you're YOUNG and should be focusing on getting your MONEY up. Get your PRIORITIES in order smh.

Kinger should probably make a note to talk to people about this before someone misunderstands Ringo and punches his lights out. They CAN punch him for being kind of ableist though. That probably confuses the staff a lot because Ringo is extremely compassionate and understanding he is of Frankie, who is pretty objectively one of their more extreme patients symptom-wise

BONUS:

Kinger learns that apparently Frankie was STACKED with cash

LMAOOOO?????? ONE art looks amazing as always TWO Ringo might’ve gotten along with the investors that made Abel and that concerns me LOL

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[thelighthousewatcher]

Ive been craving cookies, so thank you even though I have no chocolate chips

[quailfence]

[Image transcript: How to make a cookie in a mug. No. 1 cure for sadness or hunger 10/10 would recommend. By SassyCelery

Step 1: get mug. Easy Every1 (everyone) have mug. Colour don’t matter. Size don’t matter. Jus (just) get mug

Step 2: get tablespoon. If u don’t know what a tablespoon is. It’s the big one that you can only just fit in your mouth. Butter / margarine, It don’t matter. Get 1 tablespoon of this. Put in mug. Microwave for like 30secs til butter is like water. Melty melty

2 spoons of this (sugar). Put in mug. (Pst not drugs jst (just) sugar. Cookies not cocaine kids). Dis is vanilla extract/essence (no difference k). Careful. Only 3 drops (milked from fairies). You can add salt here but ew why would you

Now you must separate the egg yolk. Real science going on here watch out

Get egg

Get knife

Stand over sink or bowl

Hit egg firmly in centre w knife

Let a bit of see-through stuff go

Keep yellow stuff

Put egg apart keeping yolk in one side, and let white go

Move yellow into other side, pouring away white

Feel like your on masterchef

Get rid of as much white as poss (possible)

Put your beautiful extracted yolk into mug

Aquire fork and mix in punk-rock fashion (keeping the stuff in the mug)

Basic peasant flour. 4 spoons of this. Put in mug. Mix intensely once more. Recipe says 2 spoons of these (chocolate chips). Recipe lies. Put as many as you can fit. Add anything else you can think of eg marshmallows, oreos etc.

Microwave for 40-60 seconds. Do a dance while waiting. IDK. Eat. Ur welcome. End transcript.]

@a-captions-blog

[skronklpus]

The process !

[paopupper]

I wanted to try something

Based off of this

[thingpaw]

updated ref for a very pretty kitty

[thingpaw]

collection of catty

[tomixerr]

Head empty, just Ray cooking and baking

[overlordneptune]

Hhhrnnnnghhhhhh Yuugo.. 🤤🫦👅👅👅

I mean uhhh look guys it’s Yuugo but like beach day isn’t that cool

[basilosu]

my kids that i raised

[miawmita]

[separatethingy]

I GOT A RAISE!!!!

[separatethingy]

I got more work....

[aint-love-heavy]

I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed

[separatethingy]

I GOT A RAISE!!!!

[night-o]

Everyone looking between firepaw and maple and wondering if fire will grow that big

Some are definitely wondering...

In all seriousness though he'll probably grow up to be an average size in this AU. Maple is just a huge cat because one of her parents is a pure bred Maine coon and the other is a mix breed who also has Maine coon. That's ofc only canon to this Au but I love the idea of this random cat just being absolutely ginormous.

[night-o]

Tawnykit, Bramblekit and Leopardkit

Just playing around with designs :p

[parrcepan]

throwback to the silly tigerstar pencil case idea

[justapigeonn]

mini au where bluefur tells sunstar and about thistleclaw and tigerpaw's brutal attack on tiny and he reassigns bluefur as tigerpaw's mentor

i've always really liked this idea due to how it could sew those extra seeds of resentment for thistleclaw and make tigerclaw's eventual betrayal of bluestar all the more hard-hitting. i'd like to think that despite tigerpaw being a huge pain in the ass at first - having very little respect for bluefur (and it basically being the wc equivalent of a female teacher being assigned to privately tutor a misoginistic teenage boy obsessed with redpill content) - but she eventually begins to break down his walls a little with some tough love and positive reinforcement - something that thistleclaw mostly denied him