Avery

Lookin rad Feelin sad

[memewhore]

[obviousplant]

I left some fake in-store coupons at the grocery store

[marisatomay]

[marisatomay]

[paxamericana]

[garbage-empress]

fucker should start drinking them all.

[garbage-empress]

God reading the article makes this worse. He didn’t just make a big order to Purell or whatever, he literally took an SUV and made a 1000+ mile roadtrip clearing the shelves of every store he found. So not only is he hoarding/price gouging during a pandemic, he’s probably made it completely unavailable in a lot of communities because he cleared out every store in town. And then he justifies this by saying he’s being paid for his labor/making it available to people in bigger cities that dont have it (at 20x the cost) but I think this part was what really got me:

He thought about it more. “I honestly feel like it’s a public service,” he added. “I’m being paid for my public service.

Someone find this dude.

[spiroandthelacktones]

Rob that fucker of every bottle

[sharkflip]

I read that article and was inarticulately angry, I’m glad someone else got it to tumblr first. 

[wingedkiare]

Adding this.  Because it made me very very happy.

[wingedkiare]

More updates.

[lianedegrenade]

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

[goawfma]

“By February 2020, it will use as much electricity as the entire world does today.”

throw the whole thing AWAY   

[solitarelee]

TRASH THE WHOLE DAMN THING IDFK

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

[bathetic]

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

[apathbacktoyou]

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

forks:

[iskierka]

favorite lil nas x tweets from this week

[ruoxin]

asdghjkjs

[spokenwordajcp]

America

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Bitch the pot, sis

[fuks]

[earthybitchywitch]

SPITE

[stormesandshowers]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

me: men, get pegged

this particular redditor: hell yeah

[thetenderpassion]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Put this in the history books

[sweettoothinsomniac]

Okay so I have never watched a Shane Dawson video ever so I don’t know if I like him or not, but I’ve seen his face on the internet and his features really reminded me that of rumplestiltskin on the last Shrek.

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

Sir Ian McKellen attended the Evening Standard Theatre Awards in London, Nov 13.   

[scrptrx]

Reblog Fairy Godmother Ian for all your dreams to come true.

[estradiol]

I’m just a mushroom in an open field and god is a 6 year old boy booting me into orbit