OPPOSITE OF AMNESIA.

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    ❛    is tha’ how you’re gonna          greet me, princess. oh, the hurt.

                —— here, catch. ❜

[spellbiind]

                  "   THAT'S HOW I HAVE VOWED   to always greet you,                   sir laughs-a-lot. get used to it or get out.                 hey!!                   not fair. you know my hand-eye coordination sucks.   "

[puredesolate]

           ❝  nah. makes you look dumb, if i’m bein’            honest. i really thought you knew better. ❞            shrugging, usual expressionless tone now         less prominent as it was started to be replaced         by one of sheer mockery. no one would blame                her if she threatened to kick him out.            ❝  only a person who’s truly un-hip would                  say the word hip, you grandma.  ❞

[spellbiind]

             "    AW, MAN, YOU'RE   gonna make me cry!              that's so sweet. you think way too highly of me,              though. i don't know better than literally anyone.              but, jeez, i thought glasses would at least make              me look smarter. i guess you learn somethin'              new every day.   "

                        A NONCHALANT SHRUG.   her signature move, basically.

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               ❛   what ?

                   it’s jus’ a smoke.   ❜

[spellbiind]

                 "   YEAH, I CAN SEE THAT,   douchebag.                  but if you don't give me one, i will unfriend                  you on facebook and in real life.   "

[puredesolate]

             ❝  i need you to help me with somethin’.           — … also, since when do you wear glasses ?                  you look like lesbian harry potter.  ❞

[spellbiind]

                                                          FEIGNED SURPRISE, complete with exaggerated gasp.

                        “   WHAT?! THEY'RE NOT COOL?!   they're not hip? darn!!                                    that clerk lied to me!!         nah, mate, sometimes i wake up                                 and it's like, man           who has time to put in contact lenses?                                        i mean, dude, it's three in the afternoon. too late for that.   ”

[beauregardisms]

     ❝R A T S? Ha—- uh, wouldn’t one of          the other campers be able to help?          I mean, rats? I don’t—- do rodents.❞

[spellbiind]

                                  “ WEIRD. THAT'S EXACTLY  what everyone else said.                                                                                              come on, man. please?   ”

[puredesolate]

        ❝  the only thing you’re busy with           is being a huge pain in my ass.                          GET UP.  ❞

[spellbiind]

                        “   BRO! DON'T HAVE   to be like that. but, fine.   ”

[spellbiind]

+ lcverboy, fleogende, beauregardisms

                       “ DUDE, THERE ARE,  like, rats or some shit living                                   in my walls. come help me get rid of 'em. please?   ”

[spellbiind]

mercenaiire:

          "How’d I juggle? It’s not all that hard.                                          I can show you if you want.”

                        “   REALLY? WOULD YOU?   it's incredible.                                       must be magic i've never seen before.   ”

[spellbiind]

+ cursedsorceress, begrudgiing

                        “   WHY THE STAFF?   what a dumb question. i am a                                     magician, you oaf. like i'm not going to have a staff.   ”

[spellbiind]

+ tenebreas, calypsoisms, hamamellis

                        “   SHUT UP. NO WAY.   you liar. you fucking liar. no way.   ”

[spellbiind]

+ phoeniicem, healeronly, puredesolate

                        “   GO AWAY.                can't you see i'm busy?   ”

[spellbiind]

+ pheriannath, mercenaiire, ferend

                        “   DUDE! THAT WAS   so cool! how'd you do that?   ”

[dailyfelicityjones]