The Snarky Sphere

"Ergo, Another failure of your hasty actions" ---- ((Android AU Orbot/SA-55. Uses BillyBuckaroo's design, usually. No art is mine unless specified.)) ---- "The last laugh, why is laughing last so special? Isn't that like being the slowest one to get the joke?"

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"Orbot! I've been working on something, and I think I found a way to make you more humanlike! I can't make you 100% flesh and blood, though."

"That would be nice" he grinned.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

" you are a lovable robot, and I have only saw you for five seconds ! "

'Why Thank you very much"

"I find that very, very flattering!"

[sphericalbot-blog1]

Mun! Did you block me on my FrostyMobian account? Please answer! Please!

{{I certainly didn't mean too}}

[blxeblxr-archive-deactivated201]

Take off at the ѕρєє∂ of ѕσυη∂ вяιgнт ℓιgнтѕ ¢σℓσυяѕ all around

[inboxideas]

Your character has got one free pass to ask my character anything, and they must answer truthfully, and afterwards my character will forget the conversation. How does your character use it?

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

hey how you doin' lil mama, lemme whisper in your auditory processors, tell ya somethin' that might put you in a positive mood

ORBUTT IS THIS YOU

[sphericalbot-blog1]

  "If you are indeed my fiancee, can you please not call me that a-and that wasn't me"

That would be my mun.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"Are you proposing to me?"

"What?" he sked as he pulled the ring back. "No n-not at al-"

"Sorta…yes"

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She squealed and hugged him. “You. Adorable. DORK!”

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"So is it a ‘yes’?" he was confused more than ever. "If you say no, please don’t hit me in teh process"

"I tried very, very hard to fallow social protocol when it come to the proposal, including to accept being rejected."

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

“Two things. Why would I hit you? And that WAS a yes!” she said, tearing up.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"Re-really?" he asked confused. "Th-ThAT’S WONDERFUL" he cried and hugged her.

“Wait does that mean we kiss now or-“

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

“I dunno… I’ve never been engaged before…”

[sphericalbot-blog1]

  "Neither have I" he laughed ackwardly. "but I’m filled with delight at the concept!"

{{ This ship will now be tagged ”OTP: Orbuttnik” thanks to you }}

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She kissed him on the tip of his nose, laughing. ((I have a headcanon that Orbot is taller than Iva and its too cute she has to stand on her tiptoes to kiss him >3 

[sphericalbot-blog1]

he blushed nervously and kissed her head He was awkward mess Iva good job, you caused 6’9” of sarcastic jerk into a quivering pile of nerdness.

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

Iva held his hand, blushing.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

He muttered something. “I hope I don’t mess this engagement thing up”

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She giggled. “Don’t worry. You won’t mess anything up.”

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"I-I love you" he said and looked down. “I didn’t know I could process love either!”

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

“I love you too, Orbot…” She almost cried. This was the first time someone said they loved her… And meant it. Vito… He would say that so she wouldn’t leave him.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

He grinned and held her. “And I’ll help with the baby…i-in any way I can anyway… Whatever that man did to you…I’ll try my best to fix it”

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She giggled, her voice cracking from her tears. She clung to him and closed her eyes.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

He rocked her, and hummed gently.

…are you sniffing her hair. You weirdo, stop. STOP. STAHP.

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

Iva suddenly broke down and sobbed. “Oh god… If Ivo finds out… Or worse… If Vito finds out… We’re dead. DEAD!”

sTOP IVA YOURE ACTING LIKE STICKS

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"D-Don’t Worry!" he stammered. "It’ll be okay…we can…e-elope or something"

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

"I’m so scared…"

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"We don't have to tell...Shh-" he tried to calm her by patting her head, but his anxiety levels were rising.

[nyankcsensei]

[cookiekappa]

A bunch of good looking weirdos

[ch1meraa]

The difference between Orbot and Cubot’s personalities intrigue me. Could it be that Eggman simply invested more effort/focus into Orbot’s programming than he did Cubot’s?

XD I’m convinced in Headcanon-land that Eggman was prolly drunk when he programmed Cubot ahahahaha

[tandytoaster]

[metalhearted]

This Guy Narrates People’s Lives Randomly In Public And It’s Hilarious [source]

[ruyuo]

The people that go along with it tho

[mostingeniusparadox]

Rocket Raccoon #6

[plushies-and-people-blog-deacti]

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"Well hello, little one" he giggled at the tiny robot. It reminded him of the boss, that it resembles him so much, but Orbot could’nt help but smile at his cheeriness.

[plushies-and-people-blog-deacti]

Eggy continued to stare at the other, his optic sensors unblinking. He scanned him, then tried to place whether...

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"I’m Orbot," he smiled. "It’s a pleasure to meet you"

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"Are you proposing to me?"

"What?" he sked as he pulled the ring back. "No n-not at al-"

"Sorta…yes"

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She squealed and hugged him. “You. Adorable. DORK!”

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"So is it a ‘yes’?" he was confused more than ever. "If you say no, please don’t hit me in teh process"

"I tried very, very hard to fallow social protocol when it come to the proposal, including to accept being rejected."

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

“Two things. Why would I hit you? And that WAS a yes!” she said, tearing up.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"Re-really?" he asked confused. "Th-ThAT’S WONDERFUL" he cried and hugged her.

“Wait does that mean we kiss now or-“

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

“I dunno… I’ve never been engaged before…”

[sphericalbot-blog1]

  "Neither have I" he laughed ackwardly. "but I’m filled with delight at the concept!"

{{ This ship will now be tagged ”OTP: Orbuttnik” thanks to you }}

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She kissed him on the tip of his nose, laughing. ((I have a headcanon that Orbot is taller than Iva and its too cute she has to stand on her tiptoes to kiss him >3 

[sphericalbot-blog1]

he blushed nervously and kissed her head He was awkward mess Iva good job, you caused 6’9” of sarcastic jerk into a quivering pile of nerdness.

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

Iva held his hand, blushing.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

He muttered something. “I hope I don’t mess this engagement thing up”

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She giggled. “Don’t worry. You won’t mess anything up.”

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"I-I love you" he said and looked down. “I didn’t know I could process love either!”

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

“I love you too, Orbot…” She almost cried. This was the first time someone said they loved her… And meant it. Vito… He would say that so she wouldn’t leave him.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

He grinned and held her. “And I’ll help with the baby…i-in any way I can anyway… Whatever that man did to you…I’ll try my best to fix it”

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She giggled, her voice cracking from her tears. She clung to him and closed her eyes.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

He rocked her, and hummed gently.

…are you sniffing her hair. You weirdo, stop. STOP. STAHP.

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

Iva suddenly broke down and sobbed. “Oh god… If Ivo finds out… Or worse… If Vito finds out… We’re dead. DEAD!”

sTOP IVA YOURE ACTING LIKE STICKS

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"D-Don’t Worry!" he stammered. "It’ll be okay...we can...e-elope or something"

[charming-twin-tailed-inventor-d]

"Hello Miss Copter"

" hi orbot… and before you ask… greyfaces poofled me into a boy… yea… "

The twin tailed fox sighed

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"That stinks…you still make a wonderful boy!" he asked trying to be polite. "I came with good news if you’re in the mood to hear it"

[charming-twin-tailed-inventor-d]

" always up for good news, something to take my mind off of current events! "

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"M-Miss Iva and I are..." he looked down nervously. "Engaged"

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"Are you proposing to me?"

"What?" he sked as he pulled the ring back. "No n-not at al-"

"Sorta…yes"

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She squealed and hugged him. “You. Adorable. DORK!”

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"So is it a ‘yes’?" he was confused more than ever. "If you say no, please don’t hit me in teh process"

"I tried very, very hard to fallow social protocol when it come to the proposal, including to accept being rejected."

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

“Two things. Why would I hit you? And that WAS a yes!” she said, tearing up.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"Re-really?" he asked confused. "Th-ThAT’S WONDERFUL" he cried and hugged her.

“Wait does that mean we kiss now or-“

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

“I dunno… I’ve never been engaged before…”

[sphericalbot-blog1]

  "Neither have I" he laughed ackwardly. "but I’m filled with delight at the concept!"

{{ This ship will now be tagged ”OTP: Orbuttnik” thanks to you }}

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She kissed him on the tip of his nose, laughing. ((I have a headcanon that Orbot is taller than Iva and its too cute she has to stand on her tiptoes to kiss him >3 

[sphericalbot-blog1]

he blushed nervously and kissed her head He was awkward mess Iva good job, you caused 6’9” of sarcastic jerk into a quivering pile of nerdness.

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

Iva held his hand, blushing.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

He muttered something. “I hope I don’t mess this engagement thing up”

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She giggled. “Don’t worry. You won’t mess anything up.”

[sphericalbot-blog1]

"I-I love you" he said and looked down. “I didn’t know I could process love either!”

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

“I love you too, Orbot…” She almost cried. This was the first time someone said they loved her… And meant it. Vito… He would say that so she wouldn’t leave him.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

He grinned and held her. “And I’ll help with the baby…i-in any way I can anyway… Whatever that man did to you…I’ll try my best to fix it”

[boomingeggwoman-blog]

She giggled, her voice cracking from her tears. She clung to him and closed her eyes.

[sphericalbot-blog1]

He rocked her, and hummed gently.

...are you sniffing her hair. You weirdo, stop. STOP. STAHP.