marry me nina zenik

shay | aroace | 22 | writer of fantasy | nina zenik and lup taaco are my waifus | pfp by moragana0anagrom, header by valcanous

[solarmidnight]

"I want to kiss Gortash, I want to kiss Gortash"

FOOLS.

Give more content to him.

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

I need everyone to watch this tiktok NBC Olympics posted on their official page

I. AM. SCREAMING. 😂

[n0ahsferatu]

scooby-doo ass gang fr

[fangpyres]

i didnt see the episode leaks before they got nuked but this is how it went right

[rodribentancur]

[killlerfang1]

The largest cultural impact this years Olympics will have is the introduction of a new tumblr sexyman

[aspirateur-killeuse]

[inkwellraven]

What made me laugh most is that the post just days "sponsored by parmesean cheese." Not a cheese brand. Parmesean itself as an entity and business.

Big Parma, if you will.

[knitmeapony]

Villa began working with Parmigiano Reggiano—the official consortium of authentic parmesan cheese producers—in 2021

She is actually literally sponsored by big Parma

[bluebandana]

my role on tumblr dot com is to scroll through thousands of posts and only reblog the good ones for you to see like your personal tumblr pasta strainer

[theeretblr]

helo tublr

[valtsv]

you'd think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less for the guy holding both of them captive against their will

[valtsv]

guy wearing a hooded robe and holding a tome of ancient magic: o foul demon, i have summoned you here to -

the demon, walking straight past the sacrifice and towards the guy who summoned them with murderous intent: is this guy bothering you queen?

[readerofthewilderwest]

'i have summoned you demon!'  'uh no you haven't. i don't see you bleeding out in the middle of the summoning circle'  'then... then why are you here?'  'SHE summoned me.'

@the-knights-who-say-book​ how could you leave this gem in the tags???

[tlirsgender]

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I'm like. Doesn't it make you feel bad when you act like that

[bluelivesaintshit]

Just want everyone to know when I say 'evil' I really just mean "villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist"

[wolfythewitch]

I just think he’s neat.

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

[justanotherdharmabum]

nice

[pickledangel]

nice

[albinopixel]

nice

[tech--romancer]

Nice

[meatpower]

The desire to pick up any large sticks and carry them around for no reason

[meatpower]

amazing reply

[everythingfox]

Yee-claw!

[thickness-protection-program]

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[skunkeyemcghee]

Read this again.

Read this to others.

Force the idiots, read it to them