commanding an army of benevolent strongmen

Hi I'm Beef and welcome to this hot mess of a personal blog, your one-stop shop for a bunch of junk I get a kick out of. Make sure to check the links, thanks.

[spicedbeef]

getting promised that our net will be fixed after the holidays i believe

b/c this phone net is the pits

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so last week I was walking to the campus parking lot with this girl from my philosophy class who i've started becoming pals with and she pulls out a sprig of mistletoe and i'm snorting all "you gonna kiss someone?"

n she goes "yep" and kisses me on the cheek and catches the corner of my mouth and what the heck am i supposed to do with that

then she blushes because it didn't feel like some kinda fanfiction enough already wishes me a merry christmas and goes to her car

I'm

hm

I dunno

dunno dunno dunno 

[siriusdraws]

i had this whole comic for cassandra but it wasn’t working out siiigh

[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[itsaliceaubrey-deactivated20161]

are you fucking kidding me this is tERRIFYING

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I wanna role play DAI 

but I have to finish the game

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Hobbit spoilers belooow

whoever was in charge of Kili's and Fili's death scenes is an absolute tit 

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I'm in a super bad way right now and because when bad things are happening I think of more unrelated bad things so i"m just

sitting here

thinkin about Blackwall getting executed

and all the horrible emotions that entails

alone and a liar and being jeered at by a crowd of hundreds 

it's 6:30 in the morning and I'm going to get a beer from the fridge

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keep flockofflamingos away from all future CC's because she's makin beautiful creations and I can't deal with it

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catbuttcat replied to your post:oh catbuttcat flockofflamingos palmsmudges I...

I don’t… actually have anything of Copper now, since I deleted her to make room for others. And Every pic I take of anyone else comes out shit since it’s on my TV. lol

Jess pls

ok but you're still required to shove an Inquisitor pic in my face don't matter who I just need to see what beauty you have created in the CC

[spicedbeef]

oh

catbuttcat flockofflamingos palmsmudges

I don't know what your Inquisitors look like in-game direct me to links pls

[catbuttcat]

spicedbeef hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:spicedbeef hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet…

me with like one hand braced on the window and my leg on the dash all “WE ARE GOING TO DIE UNLESS YOU STOP THINKIN ABOUT PILLOWY BLACKWALL TITS” what a pair we’d make. other drivers everywhere be afraid

WELL GOD DAMN NOW I ACTUALLY AM THINKING OF PILLOWY BLACKWALL TITS. 

[inquiriesofart]

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

[spicedbeef]

AT LEAST WE'RE NOT IN A CAR 

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I am ready to tear a bitch a new one guys oh man fiery rant below the cut 

My older sis has been friends with this chick since high school. And in high school this chick was a huge fucking bully. Bullied a girl so bad with her group that the girl committed suicide (my sister wasn't apart of it thank christ)

now after being friends for like 7 years my sister's friend has been acting like a piece of shit towards her, and she's a really passive aggressive type on facebook who still bullies people, sometimes calling them out sometimes without a name

and my sister was so scared that this girl was gonna drag her name through the mud and spread lies to everyone on facebook that she started crying

I swear to god if this woman says another word I am making an account and I will rip into this piece of shit I will call out exactly how horrible she is for making another person kill themselves and not even being repentant because guess what you're still a bully and you can't call yourself a Christian because Jesus would probably slap you across the room 

RRRREADY TO GO FULL ASSHOLE TO YOU LADY YOU'D BETTER KISS YOUR ANUS GOODBYE BECAUSE MY FOOT IS GOING UP IT 

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me n jess

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catbuttcat replied to your post:catbuttcat replied to your post “catbuttcat...

DO YOU REALLY THINK I, A MUMMIFIED CORPSE, CAN HELP U CROSS THE STREET?

try your best with your dusty limbs

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catbuttcat replied to your post “catbuttcat replied to your post “the five nights at freddys fandom is...”

if I hear one more 20 year old say they're old..........................

I can't hear you over the sound of how ancient I am 

help me cross the street

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catbuttcat replied to your post “the five nights at freddys fandom is sexualizing the purple pixel man...”

yeah it's wild

most of them are 14 + 15 year olds so you know what

I'm not surprised 

[aleramicci]

i am so done with your bullshit, inquisitor