My time is precious slut

Quin / 28 / Female / Scorpio

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[feralratbitesu]

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

[lleyksie]

more ancient horse mamaposting

[symphoniuschordata]

@bucephaly

[everydaylouie]

joy and whimsy

[archbudzar]

little black sheep

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[weatherall]

#leaf him alone

[olgainoue]

sleepy book 1958

[official-lucifers-child]

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

[hte-spagheti]

[summerchat]

My boyfriend and I regularly recite this one to each other

[pouletpourri]

had this comic in my head for a week

[soyoumusik]

I ask myself this every day

[skronklpus]

What are you ordering ?

[ariadne-mouse]

me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

being a teenage girl between 2010 and 2015 must have been the shit. lana del rey dropped born to tie and ultraviolence. the arctic monkeys dropped am. justin bieber. one direction. u had tumblr and weheartit. u post a black and white pic of a cigarette and u get like 20k notes. pretty little liars, vampire diaries and glee were all on tv. twilight was still really popular. all around it must have been fun

[bloodyboi]

[nongunktional]

when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

[kawaiikayla20]

[1percentcharge]

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

[1percentcharge]

naps aren’t always about sleeping sometimes they’re about setting a timer for 30 minutes and lying down closing your eyes while listening to music and/or thinking about a tv show or a cool thing that happened recently with a little bit of checking your phone interspersed