Well I gotta get in there

Unearthing this account to be a big ol simp. 25 and feeling like a grandma on here 🤘🏼

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[mrsketchy]

@clawfootboy​

I trust him

[thursdaygirl002]

[byjove]

I love Addams family canon feeling so jumbled after so many incarnations. Grandmama is Gomez’s mother except when she’s not. Fester is Gomez’s brother except when he is not. Gomez is Spanish though Grandmama and Fester and the Addams predecessors don’t seem to be. Pugsley is older than Wednesday except for the times when he is her little brother. I honestly love the incongruity errors, they add to the fun.

[byjove]

Gomez went to law school and med school maybe. He also might be a business man.

[byjove]

Okay, that totally makes sense.

[gleefully-macabre]

Secret origin: she was a bag lady who slipped into the Addams home thinking it was an abandoned building she could sleep in for a few nights.

Both Morticia and Gomez were appalled and embarrassed that they forgot a relative was coming to visit, and they couldn’t even remember which branch of the family tree this one was from!

She told Wednesday and Pugsley to call her “Granny”, quickly refined to “Grandmama”, and pretty soon they collectively forgot that she wasn’t part of the family.

Or put another way, the infectious madness of the family made her true origins irrelevant. She was Grandmama now. An Addams. That’s all that mattered.

[rubykgrant]

when I was a little kid, my theory was Grandmama was from Gomez’s side of the family, but she wasn’t his mother or even his grandmother... she was like, at least 5 greats-back, and she just hasn’t died yet because SPOOKY MAGIC

[valtsv]

yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed

[tepkunset]

The holy trinity

[ramen-flavored]

Oh, what i wouldn’t give for this man

[celceta]

potion that makes you breathe

[celceta]

[sassymccoy]

i mean pineapple on pizza is already so delicious all by itself but then you add in how many people get so angry about something as arbitrary as the taste preferences of people who are not them and it's like You Mean I Get To Eat Great Food AND In Doing So Passive Aggressively Tell Someone To Die Mad About It and that's really what elevates pineapple on pizza to the chef's kiss level

[sarahconnorjr]

[dat4l0re]

New Ground

[prokopetz]

William Riker’s most notable, consistently written traits throughout the whole of the Star Trek franchise are a. he fucks both often and well, and b. he plays the trombone, which is objectively the funniest combination of traits a character could possibly have.

[thatswutttheycallmeee]

[lemonsweet-moved]

Girls who say "yeah yeah I hear ya" When the oven beeps to show its done preheating

[theamiableanachronism]

#if i do not treat the oven as a friend then it will not be kind to the things i bake in it #and we can't have that (via @forfutureglory )

[neonhoney-deactivated20170512]

ME AS A GHOST

[wordfather]

things are going to be difficult. But you

[rascalbot]

are going to be difficulter

[wordfather]

thats the spirit!!!!! be a problem to your problems!!!!!!!!! mark your territory! !!!!!!!

[arkeidia]

Bonus:

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