Nomking

He/they, 18+ acc. horny on main (EST)

[nomkiing]

oh to be a vaguely masculine radioactive ghoul ripping people to shreds and shrieking

[nomkiing]

cringe but free

[nomkiing]

why is there just a security feed of some random fucking ramp and doors on tumblr live??

Tumblr has a live???

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[nomkiing]

thats fuckin uhuuuuuuuuhh leaf bean neck

[sad-boy-hank]

This post is now incomprehensible

[nomkiing]

good thsi fucking uuuuuuh needs more juice

[nomkiing]

BOREDOM BE VANQUISHED

If you're having a case of the mondays like I was (until my friend decided to download the entire unofficial collection of homestuck onto their friend's computer and it took two hours), I cannot possibly with any fathomable depths of my now slightly less cold and dead heart recommend more this generator: https:// www.name-generator.org.uk/band-name/ (remove the space in between the // and the www). And oh my god for my sake, put rats or hamsters in the animal option. Please

[norskasai]

The bbg came in today! I had to

[belalugosishreds]

does anybody have that "take that ghost shit to arby's" post

[belalugosishreds]

i have to do everything around here myself

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Take That Ghost Shit To Arby’s

[nomkiing]

Arby's: We have the poltergiests

[topdiaz]

i went to you’re so beautiful island and it was full of people with brown eyes and big noses

[nomkiing]

and you didn't hmu? sadge

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[nomkiing]

"Hot take: undertale is kinda mid-" [shot]

[queerautism]

Terfs really think dicks are inherently weapons of mass destruction like??? What the FUCK are u saying lmao

[hellsite-yano]

[telltaletypist]

PENIS BLAST

[rhymeswithbacon]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Notice that this does not technically outlaw drag kings but does outlaw any cis woman who wants to cosplay as Jessica Rabbit.

I realize that of course the intent isn’t to do that, nor, if it were passed, would it be enforced that way, but it’s still fucking ridiculous and speaks to their ignorance and lack of foresight. “Flamboyant feminine persona with glamorous or exaggerated costumes” is like 90% of my wardrobe and I’m a cis woman.

[dragkingandreweldritch]

technically this bill would also outlaw Dolly Parton and performers like Katy Perry and Cardi B who include lots of outlandish costumes in their concerts. like obviously these three wouldn’t be targetted because of their fame level (tho even Cardi might not be safe because. misogynoir is a thing.)

but I don’t think it’s a coincidence that a bill targetting drag and trans women performers also includes language that discourages cis women from dressing in a way that isn’t sufficiently modest and “proper”

[beggars-opera]

I’m sure someone’s already mentioned it but…..this actually sounds like something that Dolly should be told about, because she could rally the entire country around how dumb this is and have the ability to take the heat.

[nomkiing]

So what you're telling me is, we tell Dolly Parton, and all the transmascs show up in the most flamboyant masculine outfits with protein shakes and spite Oklahoma so hard that it doesn't get tornadoes for a year

[k-eke]

Love these dogs so much

[florescentlcvesickness]

[joyflameball]

Th. This is from The Shining.

[tenorgender]

[nomkiing]

HEEEEEERE'S FLOWEY

[mysharona1987]

[m-has-a-blog]

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

[msaprildaniels]

I was a little league umpire. I 100% completely believe that Bob Wilson caught a bullet over a disputed call.

[nomkiing]

Rest in peace, Bob Wilson

[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

ummmmm why do you think that is

[mandy-lorien]

Imagine being part of a circus but complaining about being around clowns

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[nomkiing]

thats fuckin uhuuuuuuuuhh leaf bean neck