"We Dont Have A Chimney." "what????"

Spider-boy, king of thieves —————— this is both my main and horny blog, I’ll be posting weird kink shit on occasion so if you find that objectionable this is your warning

[spider-boy1989]

That’s my man🥹

[steamypits]

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[menxfiles]

[professoroaksboytoy]

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[the-toy-boy]

[chrisz68]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[spndxjcksblog]

[neon-voids]

[davidcronenburgers]

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

[oldbaton]

I’m SUPPOSED to be cleaning but I do not want to get up from leg day

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

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[segamascott]

gotta do everything myself around here 😑

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

If I said your ass was fat and your blog is funny, would you let me hit? 🥺