Ask Spider Queen

1st super hero of Earth-84175! Hi! I saw my friend Webam on this app and it looked like fun so I'm joining too! Feel free to ask me anything about my fellow super hero friends or about lil old me! Just to be really clear and organized like Webam, Spider Queen will respond just like this (no quotation marks or anything) while (irl me types in parentheses :3) so I hope we are all clear on that!

[ask-webam]

So! New update!

Let the Klyntar out a few hours ago. Honestly wasn't a great first impression. They must have been hungry, so they jumped at me and tried to eat me first. I had to restrain them and talk them down before proceeding to feed them. Turns out they know english.

I did introductions before anything else. They didnt have a name, so I just called them Argent because of their white/silver coloring. I explained to them my situation, and they're more than willing to help.

Turns out that Argent and their friend, the symbiote attached to Ash Larks, have been trapped underground in a meteor for who-knows-how-long. They only had each other for company, so they're really close. One day, they were dug out of the ground and ended up at Stark Labs. They've been experimented on into oblivion, so Argent is glad to finally be out of Stark Labs.

They've given me a lot of advice on the Klyntar, such as how they bond to organisms and how they work. We're gonna start formulating a pl

hello human world it is me argent sam tells me he answers your questions so I will do the same if you have any for the klyntar

[spider-queen-ask]

Dearest klyntar Argent,...

What are your intentions with Webam? I understand the two of you are on good terms and may even share a goal for now. However, what exactly do you intend to do with Webam? Tell me now and I may show mercy if I find nothing wrong. But if I find out later that you POSSESS HIM or hurt a single cell in his body... I. Will. End. You.

Hope the message is clear.

Best wishes, Spider Queen

[ask-webam]

So, after a good bit of dividing my time between school, Minecraft, being Webam and researching symbiosis and the "Klyntar," as @extraordinary-altervenom called them, I've come back with an update. And I mean, a BIG update.

I performed a semi-crime a few days ago?

Ok, before any of you other Spiders get onto me, let me explain. Whenever I had the time, I've been doing a ton of investigating, asking around my usual patrol for any sighting of a black, gooey monster with light-blue patterns, and any missing person's cases matching what little description I could get of our Klyntar's host. While I didn't get much on the monster, I got a ton on our missing person. With their distinct look, it was surprisingly easy.

The host's name is Ash Larks, the child to small but decently know fashion designer Melissa Larks. Despite being the child in a wealthy family, Ash spent most of their time in more rundown areas of the city, volunteering at shelters and kitchens and giving what little wealth they had access to those in need and the charity. Unfortunately, there was suspicion among those Ash knew that they were being abused by Melissa. That's all the info I was able to obtain from the public, so I went to investigate the Lark's household. That's when I struck gold.

A trail of cracked walls and what looked to be claw-marks, as well as a light trail of black goo. As much as I wanted to investigate the claws, I decided to back track with the goo. This led me to Stark Labs, a research lab I never knew existed until then. So I... kind of broke in? (Please don't judge me guys...)

Anyways, inside, I discovered a lot of interesting things. A strange suit of armor, what looked like an octopus with cybernetic tentacles, and, lo and behold, two containers. One empty, the other still full of a strange, white-and-gold liquid.

So I stole it, and I think I stole a Klyntar from a lab. Can someone give me some advice on what to do now? If it's sentient I wanna ask questions, since Alter told me Klyntar aren't inherently evil, but I'm kinda worried... I've never dealt with something like this before.

[spider-queen-ask]

. . .

WEBAM.

You are still a hatchling boi!! You stole and did crimes AND you're dealing with your own... I DONT KNOW EXACTLY. But you never talked to me or Spider Woman about this! You went on your own with absolutely NO backup?? I'm not even mad about you doin your own hero work here, I'm just mad that you basically went in, WITH NO PLAN. NO BACKUP. NO ONE EVEN KNEW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO. What if you disappeared off the face of the map?? Missing in action is as good as dead Webam..

You better avoid me for the next MONTH if you don't wanna be grounded in my webbing for the next 6 months.

But if you actually NEED me... let me know... I don't want you hurt...

[spider-queen-ask]

Welp... I might have gained a new form of allies... on accident I assure you...

Um... they... they are gangsters. Local hoods and criminals... I sweAR I DID NOT intend to make these new friends but wowie they are actually quite nice. They even want to help me with taking down the evil business corporations and such! They really are good kids. Webam and Spider Woman think I'm being too naive and trusting but I think this is a great friendship.

Oooo should I bring some nice special brews of tea next time I go visit them? What about cookies?

[spider-queen-ask]

Does your dimension have any other superheroes besides you, Spider-Woman, and Webam? If so, what're they like?

Great question! Yes! I will say that Spider-Woman, Webam, and I are the only spider heroes. The others have their own themes and styles going on.

There is Squirrel Girl, who I believe is dating my bestie Spider-Woman. I have kinda held back from getting close to Squirrel Girl so that she has plenty of Spider-Woman time if you know what I mean. Squirrelie is super nice and sweet as far as I know her. If you wanna know more though, as Spidee-Woman.

Then there is my good chaotic friend Lori! Named after Norse God of mischief. I've seen that Lori is an actual living God and even a villain in some universes but I'm glad to call him my sweet lil mischievous gremlin friend. He's not actually a gremlin btw. Pretty sure he's human... he's at least humanoid... I try not to think about this too much.

Ursa Major is up next. She can be compared to a fusion of different heroes in different worlds called "Captain America" and "Black Panther". Except. No she does a bear theme not a black panther. So thats a thing. She comes from a long line of people from Spain with natural abilities imprinted in their bloodline. I think natural abilities are the most amazing in our world. I am almost jealous of my friends like this... But anyways back to Ursa Major! She is super sweet and cuddly. I've been patrolling and hanging out with her at least once a week for months and months now! We have a lot of one on one time.

We also have our own version of Black Widow here! As Webam has said, we don't have whatever "S.H.I.E.L.D" is so her origin is pretty different. Basically she's a cool Betty who can kick butt in many many ways. Her personality is surprisingly giggly and relaxed despite her demeanor in battle. She is willing to sympathize with pretty much anyone which is amazing.

I am proud to call these supers my allies and my friends. Its amazing to think about how I was the first of these many who have come into the light as defenders and protectors. I may not have "natural" powers but everyone here seems to accept me as a natural superhero. Sometimes, thats all you need.

[ask-webam]

So, I haven't been active lately. Thats mostly because... I've been recovering.

A new villain showed up in New York. ...IT was wreaking havoc in Queens. It was half-human, half... I don't even know. Its human half was... they looked to be in pain, lifeless. Like the monstrous side was a parasite.

I did my best to save as many people as possible - luckily no one died - but that... thing, took a BITE out of my arm. A BITE. I'm gonna do my best to find a picture of it, to show you the horror, but it's gonna be hard to find.

Whoever - whatever - it was, as soon as I showed up it was gunning for me and yelling my name. It's angry at me, and I'm not sure why.

Anyways, I've been recovering and staying off social media while my arm heals. I'm really tired, physically and emotionally.

Ill be accepting asks, to make up for lost time.

I think I might have a super-villain now?

[ask-the-spider-team]

Wait, you didn’t have any before now? Over in our neck of the woods, we’re up to our hips in supervillains!– Lucky and Scarlet

[ask-webam]

I’m just a lil spiderling! Baby’s First Bad Guy, and all that. But yeah, like I said, first villain! That’s mostly because I wasn’t really interfering with the bigger guys. Spider-Queen doesn’t usually take us into battle when she fights her business guys and we aren’t well-versed in magic enough to help Spider-Woman. So I was left to clean up the drug dealers and the robbers.

[spider-queen-ask]

You do a fine job at that Webam! As unfortunate as your new nemesis sounds I am happy that you're finally facing something all of your own!

You are no longer the youngling we found those months ago. My lil baby is all grown up 🥲

[spider-queen-ask]

(I can't remember if I have already sent this ask or not so sry if I asked this twice)

What powers other than the "typical spider" ones do you have?

(This is the first time I've seen this question so you're all good!)

Good question! I actually have a slightly different power set than other spider-people. At least I'm different than the other spider-people in my world.

Instead of just shooting out a large thick string of web, my web strings are a lot smaller. Individually, they can't do much. However I have mastered making full webs out of it in very little time- and midair- that have many uses. They act as super strong and resilient traps or walls that I can place almost anywhere. I can use them to catch things or just trap baddies.

Since I can't move by string, I move around more like a jumping spider. I can walk/ run around on any surface (like other spider-people can) so I use the sides of buildings often. Again, don't wanna know how much I owe in broken glass damages.

I also can do something that some see as a little gross... I can grow and .. um I'm just going to use the term ungrow, two more pairs of arms from my sides. If you've ever seen Harbin hotel, its like Angel Dust's arms kinda. Full capability of my original arms and web abilities.

[spider-queen-ask]

Can you give us more details on your dimension? For instance, do you have mutants like Storm or Jean Grey? If so, how well accepted are they by society at large?

Good question. Um. It would be cool if there were but no. Not to our knowledge. I actually had to ask around to see if I was just living in the dark or something. No mutants like the X-men.

I would like to think that our society would totally accept mutants like that though! The people in general had a pretty good reaction to us supers. That might just be me being optimistic again though.

[spider-queen-ask]

What made you decide to take the whole Spider-hero route as opposed to something else?

Well my powers all seem to correlate with spider abilities and I consider myself a decently chaotic good person. Its not like I'm going to be an Evil anything, let alone evil Spider Tyrant haha. I happen to take a lot of pride in being the first of my kind on this earth, and even more joy that I'm not the only one.

Not to mention I want to stop bad things from happening, especially if I am the only one who knows about them. There are some bad higher ups in the businesses put there who don't care about ethics or good and evil. That makes them dangerous. I guess I'd just like to help out if I can you know?

[spider-queen-ask]

So, what led you to talking up that 'lab rat' offer? Something like that sounds pretty risky...

Oh yeah... Well, it's actually a funny story...

See, I- like many of my fellow people- like money. So when I saw an ad for an experimental procedure where you are paid $11 per hour to get shots and stuff, i was down for it!

Webam and Spider Woman told me that was actually pretty stupid but.... it is what it is.

[spider-queen-ask]

How’s life in New York? What’s it like hanging with the other heroes?

Its pretty sweet! The tall buildings make moving around pretty neat but I would hate to see a bill of all the glass I've shattered while jumping around the place.

As for my super social life, its pretty neat! Webam is getting the hang of me giving him hugs and Spider Woman is chill as always. Sometimes I think she's way too cool and intimidating with her suit, then I realize she probably needs another hug and suprise her with one :).

[spider-queen-ask]

Hello!

I'm Spider Queen! You can all just call me Queen or any nicknames for that. As my description says, I'm the first super spider person of my Earth! Webam says there's a multiverse and stuff and it sounds all complicated but I'm just rolling with it.

So I actually got my powers in a experimental science procedure instead of cool spider bite or magic like other hero stories go. I literally got paid to be a lab rat. Lab.. spider? I don't know. Anyways. Now that the scientists perfected their artificial "super powers", some big companies are just selling them off to the highest bidder! No consideration of how the people would use those powers. Now I have to clean those brats off the streets.

Well lemme know what you'd like to know more about! I'm super excited about all of this!